Cheap things you do vol. every dollar counts

Some of this is too much work. I'm not buying something to return it later to get for a buck cheaper.

But I do take hot sauce from chipotle
Get water every time I eat out.
Drive for a day with gas light on sometimes.
Spray ozium in my house instead of febreeze
never get double chicken at sarku
Take household items from work
 
Underpay my workers and let my customers compensate the rest of their wages through tips.

Win win situation for me because I don't appear unethical to americans for not paying MY workers.. my CUSTOMERS who don't tip do!!!

More money for... less money for my workers, and even less money for my customers.
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when I order drinks at the drive thru I ask for no ice so I get more drink, but once I get my order I ask for a cup of ice.

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I ain't tipping so for walking a cross the mall. Pat on the back and a high 5 and Lil dude better be on his way.
 
I have a price/Oz. ticker in my head at all times.

I saw salsa the other day. The bigger 32 oz container was on sale for $6. Solid deal you would think. But the smaller 14 oz. jars were $2.75. So no matter if you buy up to 32 oz. or not, you're better off buying two of them, or even just one. More quantity isn't always better.

it's the small stuff like that that I think about most of the time.

I know of at least Walmart and Sam's club that will list the UNIT/OZ. price on their price-description label.

1.25 L coca cola bottles on sale for $1 seem like a good deal. But the basic 2 L for $1.50 is the sure per/oz. favorite.

The potato chip and cookie aisle is where alot of trickery happens too.

No one seems to re use their cups at gas station fountain machines anymore... $1.50 is the standard price for a 32 oz. soda that they sell you including ice and cup.. A refill will run you about $1.25 for upwards of 44 ounces.

It's probably why we're fat as a nation because of this 'value' aspect. But what are you gonna do
 
My girl's mom saves popcorn buckets and soda cups and sneaks it into the theater then asks fof a refill.
 
i'm surprised nobody said this yet but I pre-game extra hard so i don't spend as much at whichever spot/s i end up at that night.
this is a given b. I'm already sleep at the first bar I hit up. 
 
I have a price/Oz. ticker in my head at all times.

I saw salsa the other day. The bigger 32 oz container was on sale for $6. Solid deal you would think. But the smaller 14 oz. jars were $2.75. So no matter if you buy up to 32 oz. or not, you're better off buying two of them, or even just one. More quantity isn't always better.
But wait the 32oz was a better deal… did you mean you just didn't want that much salsa?
 
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Save a parking ticket I get and slap it on the windshield so I won't get another ticket. I get to keep my quarters too.

Ive done this a few times and its worked. Theres gonna be that one time though that the meter maid wont be so lazy and will chreck. :lol
 
when I eat at El Pollo Loco they give you the small *** containers for salsa (you spend so much time trying not to spill)
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So I ask for a FREE water cup at the counter and fill it up with salsa. I had one female employee say "You can't do that!" and I said "why?" She had no answer :lol just laugh and said "that's smart!"

The one cup of water is like 4-5 small salsa containers

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back in the day one of my homies order a burger from carl's jr and asked for no pickles. While he was eating he realized they put pickles in there. He ate around the pickle almost 3/4 of the sandwich. Takes it to the counter and says I ordered no pickle. :lol they gave him a whole new burger :lol
 
I like to have tissue paper and paper towels in both our vehicles in case of a spill, so I normally take a stack of both (off the roll and not the entire thing) from my office building and keep a hefty amount in the glove boxes.

But reading this thread is sad, entertaining and smart all at the same time, haha.

Eating in the whip is for fat people.

You fat papi?
 
i never tip more than 10 dollars ever my average is maybe 3-5 dollars sometimes zero tip
i dont do it becuase im cheap tho its more because i dont feel like they deserve 20% of my bill just because they brought me my food

cut my own hair

almost anything i own best believe i didnt pay retail
 
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when I eat at El Pollo Loco they give you the small containers for salsa (you spend so much time trying not to spill)
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So I ask for a FREE water cup at the counter and fill it up with salsa. I had one female employee say "You can't do that!" and I said "why?" She had no answer :lol just laugh and said "that's smart!"

The one cup of water is like 4-5 small salsa containers

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I do this as well.. :Nthat
 
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