Chick tries to run onto the field at Iowa game...blows .341 BAC

[stillin729]

I'd have to add in my softball average to beat that

 

[Chiron]

Sounds like her plan was to drink until the pain over, but what's worse.. the pain or the hangover?

 

[dankenstien88]

People at big football schools like this in the middle of nowhere don't drive anyway

The streets are basically shutdown; people park and walk everywhere and she's a student so she was clearly walking

This isnt true... I know plenty of people that received DUIs driving after games at a major university (KU ... dosent get much more middle of nowhere than that)



Alcohol culture in on college campuses is a massive problem that most people laugh at or shrug off as simply part of the experience

http://compelledtoact.com/Tragic_listing/Main_listing_victims_college.htm

 

[Mactastic4167]

 

[stillin729]

@IronMikeGallego: If I were ever in a drinking contest with @vodka_samm, I feel like I'd go out like Russell Crowe in Gladiator: oh, I'd win, but then I'd die

 

[fenixconnexion.]

.341? those are yasiel puig numbers

on the real though it'd be great to party with her, she'd out drink a lotta dudes

 

[Chiron]

on the real though it'd be great to party with her, she'd out drink a lotta dudes

I bet most of the girls at school hate her. She probably commands a lot of attention being the girl that gets the most wasted, but at least she came to party unlike the chicks that come to dance among themselves and never get loose.

 

[SoleByThePound]

She is gonna be someone's mother one day

Drinking at that pace her liver will give out before she breeds.

 

[AEA18]

Chick is going to kill herself drinking like this and all those people on twitter encouraging it

 

[stillin729]

Drinking at that pace her liver will give out before she breeds.

Sperm explodes once entering that vagina

 

[thunderchunk69]

Drinking at that pace her liver will give out before she breeds.

Sperm explodes once entering that vagina

like a game of asteroids

 

[lobotomybeats]

 

[isu 42]

This isnt true... I know plenty of people that received DUIs driving after games at a major university (KU ... dosent get much more middle of nowhere than that)



Alcohol culture in on college campuses is a massive problem that most people laugh at or shrug off as simply part of the experience

http://compelledtoact.com/Tragic_listing/Main_listing_victims_college.htm

How many people could you possibly know that got DUIs after games? Kinnick Stadium is basically on campus so a majority of the students are walking plus parking is scarce since it's in a residential area.

 

[knowledgebones72]

I don't usually throw this term around

But this chicks whole vibe just screams white privilege.

 

[welcometothetonezone]

Those kids in Iowa sure know how to party....since there's nothing else to do in that state

 

[deleted]

Someone in the deadspin comments said "Baby got BAC"

 

[Top Boy]

I'm just a state away. Me and her need to link up.

Legendary.

 

[younghollywood]

relax Debbie Downer with the hypotheticals

and a cute little chick? yeah she won't have a problem getting a job

Lol u shoulda said a cute lil white girl, cause I've yet in my life met 1 that had to worry bout getting by yet job or not

 

[drones]

but at least she came to party unlike the chicks that come to dance among themselves and never get loose.

**** them

 

[just nikes]

I'd marry her but I'd hate to feel inferior when she out drinks me