Confessions of a "state your profession here"

[raptors29]

Originally Posted by DatZNasty

I don't really have any good ones

Well, at UPS, you can put "fragile" on the outside of your package all you want. We're chucking those @+$$$ around like rag dolls regardless. When i started as an inloader, you know it's your job to get inside the truck and gently place every 1 in a way to use the least amount of space. When they put me on with the second 18 wheeler at like 12am, I thought I was supposed to inload those packages too and I turn around and the driver is picking them up and pitching them like Nolan RYan, purposely making them bounce off 1 wall and hit the other. i was like, "word?" and started doing the same. It was times we could literally hear #!+$ breaking. Mark one time left a bunch of electronics outside on the dock then it started raining and he didn't bring them in. I guarantee most of them shorted,.

When I worked at the Commmissary, which is basically a supermarket for Army people, we used to take all the 'bad' produce to the back and eat it before throwing thhe remainder away. The amount of food the Army wastes is ridiculous. If any apples, berry, potato, whatever had just the slightest bruise or imperfection we weren't allowed to put it out or allow it to remain in the stock if we noticed it afterward, so we box them all up and throw them away. They could at least establish some sort of program to take them to the needy or something

When I was doing Army shindigs for the Recreation Dept. of the Army, I'd be sitting in the back at the audio/visual control panel usually watching videos on Youtube and surfing the web. It's really simple to operate once you learn it, so even though I looked it, you don't have to be 100% focused. As long as now when you need the song, or video, or light effect, or whatever to happen, I can be back there texting.

I used to "steal" Windows XP, Roxio CD/DVD Creator, and Microsoft Office CDs from the same job, just when I was doing the I.T side of things. But my Super knows, we all did it, they told us to, because when we give the user a system, we don't give them all of those so we had a drawer just stacked with 100s of them. I once used the projector, which was a short throw, and plugged it into my monitor and watched porn (well webcam) on my ceiling.

Maybe not a big secret, but if women knew how often and badly I eyerape them every time they are in my sight, they'd file a restraining order or have somebody beat me up or something. I'm terrible about it. I got a coworker built like Cherokee D'%*@ but bigger breasts, slimming waist and no gut, horrendous face though, but she is always just walking back and forth past me leaving me with my jaw on the ground everytime. I've been there like 3 months and I'm still not jaded. Everytime I see it is like the first time.

I used to work at a commissary too. They waste so much food. And yeah it's true, the freshest produce is in the back.

 

[kingforce1]

I worked at Chuck e.Cheese my freshman year in college

I was the actual Chuck e. Cheese mascot when i first started and i would throw kids into the ball pit, steal thier tokens at birthday parties, eat their pizzawhile they play the games lol i even had sex wit one of the kids moms in the dressing room while her son was blowing out his birthday candles

*2 day old salad bar.we would spray water on it to make it look fresh
*if toppings fell on the floor we would put them back on the pizza
*if they complained that games were broken we would just unplug it and plug it back and say its working fine
*single moms are always the best
*we bought our buffalo wings from this chinese spot next door and doubled the price they sold it to us
*if someone wanted to anything about anything i always told em "i dont kno homie,today my first day"

 

[pip777]

Originally Posted by kingforce1

I worked at Chuck e.Cheese my freshman year in college

I was the actual Chuck e. Cheese mascot when i first started and i would throw kids into the ball pit, steal thier tokens at birthday parties, eat their pizza while they play the games lol i even had sex wit one of the kids moms in the dressing room while her son was blowing out his birthday candles

Wow!

 

[sportinjordans916]

When your buying tickets @ the box office a tip or being respectful and cool will get you better seats / discounted seats... you come with attitude anddisrespectful your gonna be sitting close to god.

 

[hustlegame]

Originally Posted by Late80s

AT&T store rep:

i wont sell you an iphone if you are chinese or indian
if youre indian i will most likely pass on the sale
if you have a vip offer discount i will tell you get free accessories
i look through your pictures when i service your phone
sometimes your text messages too
i send you to customer service often because i dont make money for handling billing issues.

racist ignorant fool. hope you'll enjoy your time in hell

 

[pghshoecollector]

Originally Posted by Late80s

AT&T store rep:

i wont sell you an iphone if you are chinese or indian
if youre indian i will most likely pass on the sale
if you have a vip offer discount i will tell you get free accessories
i look through your pictures when i service your phone
sometimes your text messages too
i send you to customer service often because i dont make money for handling billing issues.

Same gig...I found some of the best ways to get your fpo and apo up though lol

 

[jayhood23]

Originally Posted by pip777

Originally Posted by kingforce1

I worked at Chuck e.Cheese my freshman year in college

I was the actual Chuck e. Cheese mascot when i first started and i would throw kids into the ball pit, steal thier tokens at birthday parties, eat their pizza while they play the games lol i even had sex wit one of the kids moms in the dressing room while her son was blowing out his birthday candles

Wow!

Putting in work in the rat suit

 

[mr jordan04]

Sea World:
Gave Shamu a churro. He didn't eat it.

 

[renkxedik]

man, when my moms used to work in the movie theater I thought they did some grimey $*$@
but some you dukes in here take that joint to another level
that's why from now on unless I absolutely have to eat out imma be brown bagging it from now on

 

[iluvjordanxi]

Frequent Masturbater

-Girls should stop squirming, that way they don't have to wear an eye patch for the rest of their lives.

 

[lrrr]

Originally Posted by HustleGame

Originally Posted by Late80s

AT&T store rep:

i wont sell you an iphone if you are chinese or indian
if youre indian i will most likely pass on the sale
if you have a vip offer discount i will tell you get free accessories
i look through your pictures when i service your phone
sometimes your text messages too
i send you to customer service often because i dont make money for handling billing issues.

racist ignorant fool. hope you'll enjoy your time in hell

 

[neondeion]

Originally Posted by socluis90

Originally Posted by socaking


People do this @**@ and act like food poisoning dont exist. some of you must just be bored. And *%%! you im being an #!!+%%+ you better make my food correct.. *%%! that "be nice" @**@. Your being paid to $%!%*%* serve me, do your damn job right. How can you tamper with peoples food like that. i mean hiing jordans is one thing, but spitting on/dropping food is sick. YES im mad cause these threads come up everytime and i say the samething. Im only tight because im prone to food poisioning, and sitting up in a hospital with a jacked up colon and bloody stool is no fun.

Shut ur dumb @@! up fool. your laughing at someone because he's proned to being hospitalized? that is just satanic.

 

[mikescarn]

Domino's Pizza Delivery

- I would get my friends to order in pick-up orders and not show up....then I would take home the "abandoned" pizzas and sell it to them at lowerprices

- Talk my way into big tips from drunk people

- Gave people tons of free stuff
- Took money from the other delivery guys drop boxes....only did it a couple of times cause I felt bad after

 

[neondeion]

Originally Posted by I Drink Your Milkshake

Teacher

-there are such things as stupid questions
-yes, we laugh at kids
-yes, we laugh at other teachers
-nobody teaches on fridays
-"silent reading" is the antidote to a unmotivated day
-yes, we have favorites
-no, most of us AREN'T in it cuz we give a dam about saving the education system (myself not included)
-yes, we smoke, drank, and paint the town red on the weekends

Food person at Six flags

-yes, we will serve you food even if it falls on the floor

Kohl's

-pick up after yourself in the dam dressing room
-no, we really don't want to help you
-no, we don't really care how you are
-you are trifling for returning draws YOU WORE
-you are trifling for trying on draws
-stuff is always on sale here, stop complaining about the price

Just curious do y'all ever hate on annoying %%% smart kids that answer lk every question and try to outsmart the teacher???
and do teachers check out of girls???(studentS)

 

[socluis90]

Originally Posted by NeonDeion

Originally Posted by socluis90

Originally Posted by socaking


People do this @**@ and act like food poisoning dont exist. some of you must just be bored. And *%%! you im being an #!!+%%+ you better make my food correct.. *%%! that "be nice" @**@. Your being paid to $%!%*%* serve me, do your damn job right. How can you tamper with peoples food like that. i mean hiding jordans is one thing, but spitting on/dropping food is sick. YES im mad cause these threads come up everytime and i say the samething. Im only tight because im prone to food poisioning, and sitting up in a hospital with a jacked up colon and bloody stool is no fun.

Shut ur dumb *@+ up fool. your laughing at someone because he's proned to being hospitalized? that is just satanic.

I'm laughing at the fact that he thinks he can act like an !@@ and not have anything happen to his food. His attitude is exactly what peoplein here are saying not to do and he's gonna be hard headed and continue to do it.

 

[highrep87]

niketalk is grimey