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"(404): i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...butmichael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".Originally Posted by Punchi05
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"(904): I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me "
"(443): told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his %**% is so itchy. should i tell him why?
(410): i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy %**% s. "
"(610): the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing. "
"(805): An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that ishould not be this high while eating rice."
"(910): so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway "
"(816): I didn't have a rubber, but my %**% had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear."
"(214): does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
(817): dude, everything can mix, this is college."
"(973): this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
(1-973): gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
(973): yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars"
"(760): What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?"
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