Craigslist bbw looking for a man!

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Hate the BBW label, hate it with a passion, but I understand that's what fellas who like big gals search for. With that said, here's what I'mafter:

I'm 30, live in Shawnee, want some NSA fun. I'm not thick, curvy or a little overweight... I am fat, a big girl. Repeat, I am NOT curvy or thick orstocky... Mama is F-A-T, fat. Like, seriously, chances are good that I'm bigger than you. Anyway, my **** aren't that big and I might not be theprettiest fatty ever, but I @#*! like a woman possessed, give decent head and want someone who can keep up with my sex drive. I don't want a boyfriend or ahusband. I don't want someone to pay my bills, nor am I going to pay someone else's. I just want a man with a healthy sex drive to bang me like theworld's about to end. I prefer a white male from 29 to 40 who can host. I can't host. Period. That is non-negotiable. I'm not interested in yourlife story so much, and don't expect you to be interested in mine. It would be nice if you have a decent sense of humor, because mine is sick and dry, andI do like to laugh. I don't have the HIV, the warts or any other oogies crawling around on my girly parts. I don't have cold sores, canker sores ormouth cancer. I bathe on a regular basis. I do not have lice anywhere on my body. It would be nice if the same were true of you. I usually shave, buthaven't in a while because I've been busy. If you require shaven box, I'll bring the razor and you can have at it. Really, I just want to havereally good, really nasty sex (yes, I like rough stuff) without having to worry about any of the heavier things that go along with a relationship. Ifyou're interested, write me. I will reply to everyone who does. Pictures are welcome, but I don't need to see your junk. I'd rather see your facethan your "downstairs". Oh, please don't be married. That's just not cool.


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Originally Posted by CWrite78

fat chick with small breasts is the biggest fail ever.
word i was thinking the same thing
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but seriously...that seems like the most legit/easy craiglist ad ever
 
Originally Posted by ripfan816

Hate the BBW label, hate it with a passion, but I understand that's what fellas who like big gals search for. With that said, here's what I'm after:

I'm 30, live in Shawnee, want some NSA fun. I'm not thick, curvy or a little overweight... I am fat, a big girl. Repeat, I am NOT curvy or thick or stocky... Mama is F-A-T, fat. Like, seriously, chances are good that I'm bigger than you. Anyway, my **** aren't that big and I might not be the prettiest fatty ever, but I @#*! like a woman possessed, give decent head and want someone who can keep up with my sex drive. I don't want a boyfriend or a husband. I don't want someone to pay my bills, nor am I going to pay someone else's. I just want a man with a healthy sex drive to bang me like the world's about to end. I prefer a white male from 29 to 40 who can host. I can't host. Period. That is non-negotiable. I'm not interested in your life story so much, and don't expect you to be interested in mine. It would be nice if you have a decent sense of humor, because mine is sick and dry, and I do like to laugh. I don't have the HIV, the warts or any other oogies crawling around on my girly parts. I don't have cold sores, canker sores or mouth cancer. I bathe on a regular basis. I do not have lice anywhere on my body. It would be nice if the same were true of you. I usually shave, but haven't in a while because I've been busy. If you require shaven box, I'll bring the razor and you can have at it. Really, I just want to have really good, really nasty sex (yes, I like rough stuff) without having to worry about any of the heavier things that go along with a relationship. If you're interested, write me. I will reply to everyone who does. Pictures are welcome, but I don't need to see your junk. I'd rather see your face than your "downstairs". Oh, please don't be married. That's just not cool.


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Irony.
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