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Did you feel disgusted with yourself with her being mediocre, Brolic? Because that's about the only reason I'd have passed up on guaranteed P.
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Links or ducktalesWhen I used to work as an intern at Under Armour I met this chick named Christine. She was like 6'2 and blonde. She used to give me that look but I tried to play it cool but within a month I was getting dome on the daily from her.
Anyways a couple months later I'm in her apartment while she runs to get some Taco Bell. I go on her laptop to check my email and hers is already logged in. I go on and see that she's a contributing member to youporn. She posted like 3 vids a week of her getting it poppin.
When she came back I ate the tacos and she tried to get frisky. While I'm letting her do her thing I'm looking around the room and then I spot 2 cameras. I hop up and tell her lets do it in the shower but shes like "noooo stay right here". So tell her I gotta go and slide out.
Links of said female.When I used to work as an intern at Under Armour I met this chick named Christine. She was like 6'2 and blonde. She used to give me that look but I tried to play it cool but within a month I was getting dome on the daily from her.
Anyways a couple months later I'm in her apartment while she runs to get some Taco Bell. I go on her laptop to check my email and hers is already logged in. I go on and see that she's a contributing member to youporn. She posted like 3 vids a week of her getting it poppin.
When she came back I ate the tacos and she tried to get frisky. While I'm letting her do her thing I'm looking around the room and then I spot 2 cameras. I hop up and tell her lets do it in the shower but shes like "noooo stay right here". So tell her I gotta go and slide out.
When I used to work as an intern at Under Armour I met this chick named Christine. She was like 6'2 and blonde. She used to give me that look but I tried to play it cool but within a month I was getting dome on the daily from her.
Anyways a couple months later I'm in her apartment while she runs to get some Taco Bell. I go on her laptop to check my email and hers is already logged in. I go on and see that she's a contributing member to youporn. She posted like 3 vids a week of her getting it poppin.
When she came back I ate the tacos and she tried to get frisky. While I'm letting her do her thing I'm looking around the room and then I spot 2 cameras. I hop up and tell her lets do it in the shower but shes like "noooo stay right here". So tell her I gotta go and slide out.
When I used to work as an intern at Under Armour I met this chick named Christine. She was like 6'2 and blonde. She used to give me that look but I tried to play it cool but within a month I was getting dome on the daily from her.
Anyways a couple months later I'm in her apartment while she runs to get some Taco Bell. I go on her laptop to check my email and hers is already logged in. I go on and see that she's a contributing member to youporn. She posted like 3 vids a week of her getting it poppin.
When she came back I ate the tacos and she tried to get frisky. While I'm letting her do her thing I'm looking around the room and then I spot 2 cameras. I hop up and tell her lets do it in the shower but shes like "noooo stay right here". So tell her I gotta go and slide out.
sounds like my kind of chick.Wasn't that I was disgusted, I just didn't see the point when I was already smashing on the regular and she got that lose after not knowing her that long. While she was doming me she was telling me she likes to get her back door slammed and all I could think about after she gave me her number was doodoo on my dong. I had to pass. She was a little too wild for me. Prolly had a biohazard sign and a refreshment stand next to the p. Chick was something else.
yo if i ever catch ava devine in real life im just smile and wio, idgaf.
man i only got 1 story that ive told a couple times here before. involved a business trip to new orleans, a strip club, my buddy, and $13K on the company card.
Repped. MOBOnce upon a time at a former place of employment there was a secretary who was in her 30's and I was, younger. She wasn't the best looking woman, but she definitely had some sex appeal. She was half black and half something else, maybe Puerto Rican, I don't know for sure. She had a small frame and at least a D cup.
One day as I walked passed her desk she started a conversation with me. It was early in the morning and she was eating pop-tarts at her desk. She said something like "I bet you want some of my pop-tart" and me being on the job for only a week and change replied no, not really thinking anything of it. After I walked away the thought dawned on me that maybe she was talking about sex, but I thought I was tripping or looking too deep into it. I just made a note of the possibility and thought that if she said anything borderline again I would see how far she would take the conversation.
The next day I saw her outside while she was taking a smoke break and it was right before lunch time. She was talking to another woman and stopped her conversation to tell me I had nice hands. Thinking back to the pop-tart moment, I decided to push her to open up. So I replied "my hands aren't the only things that are nice." The other woman dipped and we had a short exchange that went something like this:
Her: "Oh yeah, what else is nice?"
Me: "You wanna find out?"
Her: "Meet me in the parking lot at lunch time..."
I did and we got in her car. I had no idea what she had in mind, but she drove me to an empty lot next to a school and told me to take it out. This woman, only knowing me for a couple of days domed me up for the whole lunch break and let me fondle her shirtless twins in broad day light. She gargled, swallowed and everything at the end. Then she gave me her number and told me to call in sick the next day and to meet her at her house early to have an all day session. I agreed and asked her to drive us back to work, but let me out at the corner.
The next day came and I took my black *** to work. She didn't. I saw her a day later and she had an attitude with me. We talked a couple times after that, but it was awkward and I quit the job about a month later.
-Me and a co worker at a computer data company in the shipping department. So one day 4 computers come in from fedex, the manifest said 3. So he signs for them. He knows that the guy drops off an extra computer so he keeps it for himself, thinking he's gonna flip it for a gazillion dollars,lol (me I beleive in karma, plus my job benefits are great so i'm not trying to mess that up). 2 days later fedex guy comes back for the computer. My co worker isn't there and since he signed he's resposible for it. So my co worker shows up and denies the whole story and it blows over. About a week or so later he cheats on his girl. His girl wanting to revenge shows up at the job, with the stolen computer. (bad thing about this, he's still with this broad)
this.Gotcha. Yeah, mental images of doo on the d will kill the mood and basically any attraction
PowerBallin, I'm gonna need a link PM'd or a username. Something!
ok let me explain how crazy it got when i got fired from my last job... my coworker named heidy who i was cool with was quitting on friday and wasnt planning in coming in to work... so the weeks prior to her quitting me and her were talking mad ish on skype about my boss, the company in general and this girl she hated emma... stupid move on my part but i hated my job... so i was talking mad wreckless i wasnt cursing but still... i was saying how that girl emma is a *** and how shes dead to me and i dont care about her or my boss... i was saying this job is just something that pays me and i dont give a damn about it... so heidy calls me the thursday prior to her quitting telling me my boss is reading the skype messages and i was like whatever not thinking too much of it because its already to late for me to do anything... so i go to work that friday and my boss calls me in the office and he has pages of pages reading my skype messages with heidy and im shook, embarrased but at the same time it was hilarious especially when he was reading the skype messages... he was all threatening me saying why dont you say this to my face instead of skype? so he goes on this rant about my messages on skype and hows hes pissed about me doing all that and asks me if i want to quit.. mind you everytime he got mad at me he asked this question kind of like he wanted me to quit instead of firing me... so i said no thats too easy... he was like well go i dont want you here anymore... so i walked out and didnt say nothing to nobody... i went to heidy place because i had nowhere else go at the time... so we just chatting it up and i found out my boss called the cops on me... and the cops are calling me and heidys phone... the story was that i tried to hit emma car with mines... mind you i have a benz why would i do that and to top it off my boss denied me unemployment of course so i couldnt collect for 2 months ... only if unemployment knew how crazy my boss was then they would understand
the second, it was a prostitution sting.... although boofing out the load is twisted man.....Did ya see the page 2 definition
Which one was dude referring to?Dude lets off in the cheeks and then she farts it back out . . .
sounds like my kind of chick.
When I used to work as an intern at Under Armour I met this chick named Christine. She was like 6'2 and blonde. She used to give me that look but I tried to play it cool but within a month I was getting dome on the daily from her.
Anyways a couple months later I'm in her apartment while she runs to get some Taco Bell. I go on her laptop to check my email and hers is already logged in. I go on and see that she's a contributing member to youporn. She posted like 3 vids a week of her getting it poppin.
When she came back I ate the tacos and she tried to get frisky. While I'm letting her do her thing I'm looking around the room and then I spot 2 cameras. I hop up and tell her lets do it in the shower but shes like "noooo stay right here". So tell her I gotta go and slide out.
Same thing happened at this giant pool party. Except dude drowned. But it was like F it the party must go one. The house was so big tho half the party didn't even know someone had died till it was over. They just figured a helicopter landing in the backyard was part of the festivities.My work story involves some dude dying while eating during a wedding. Dude had shellfish allergy and ate shrimp anyways. Swelled his throat up and he died.
Ambulance swooped him up and party continued. You would never know someone died if you walked in 30 mins later.