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This is on another forum I browse and this was my story. Share yours if you have any
I got a call around 8 pm friday night from one of my friends saying that they found another one of my friends a new sofa. He recently threw out his old one cause some %**%+ crapped all over it after she downed a whole bottle of georgi. (Devils water, don't touch this $#$* 666)
So I proceed to meet him at 60th and lex and I saw him with a few of my other friends with this really nice suede couch. I was like $#$*, y'all $%@##@$*@$%%+ just done made his night. Then I realized that we had no +%+**$@ way of getting this $#$* back up to the cribs (93rd park).
So we sat on the couch for a bit and smoked a few cigs then decide to just walk with this thing. After bout 3 blocks we realized we would deadass freeze so we did like anyone would do. Take that !#! on the train.
So now we got a big freaking couch at the 6 train turnstiles and the ladies all screaming from the booth saying "you cant take that $#$* on the train". We promptly started throwing up #$** you'se and opened the gate and took it to the front of the train.
So the train finally comes and we board it to the amazement of the people inside. We had to turn this $#$* sideways like 3 times to get it on and we hit some spanish dude in the head. Anyways we got that $#$* back to his crib.
Peep the sign above our heads
Anyone care to share?