Dropping The Ball With Females, vol. Fumbilitis (edited w/ pics)

[springfieldxd]

Sometimes we can do things that we may presume to be innocent and benevolent, but a female will think it's lame and wack, resulting in you being denied thepromise land.

I was chopping down this female for a few weeks, got really wasted, and got a text from her first thing in the morning after the club.

Her: want to go to church with me?
Me: nah, I'm good... Can you pray for my boy D for me tho? He going through hard times.
Her: D who?
Me: Deeezz nuts!!!!!
Her: that was inappropriate. *the end of conversation*



I just ruined a chance at premium grade A @+!@ for being stupid.

Post how you dropped the ball.

pics:

 

[praise the x i]

That was immature and you get the L of the day.

 

[sneakerking757]

at you though...

 

[jason23richardson]

Look at the bright side, you probably make a lot of guys laugh.





Good job!

 

[cincybcats22]

How is high school?

 

[the black james bond]

Originally Posted by Jason23Richardson

Look at the bright side, you probably make a lot of guys laugh.





Good job!

 

[mister holee]

ahhaha nice job buddy

 

[springfieldxd]

That's what I said to myself right after it happened.

I felt like there was a hail Mary last play in the 4th, and the stadium lights got in my eyes and the ball bounced off my helmet.

Game over.

 

[ghettoeinstein]

butter finger hand life fail common sense ftw

 

[casperjr]

that was a great set up but

you may have killed yo chances

 

[dakingii]

bruh that came outta no-where

 

[ericberry14]

Originally Posted by SpringfieldXD

That's what I said to myself right after it happened.

I felt like there was a hail Mary last play in the 4th, and the stadium lights got in my eyes and the ball bounced off my helmet.

Game over.

that joke was pretty funny tho

 

[kn0wledgeable]

i found the joke to be funny

 

[mfury]

Originally Posted by SpringfieldXD

Her: want to go to church with me? Me: nah, I'm good... Can you pray for my boy D for me tho? He going through hard times. Her: D who? Me: Deeezz nuts!!!!! Her: that was inappropriate. *the end of conversation* I just ruined a chance at premium grade A !#@$ for being stupid.

 

[blackmagnus514]

you lame. you would be one to say something like that

when I've dropped the ball it was because i was being too "nice" or misread the signs

 

[ccb302]

Originally Posted by SpringfieldXD

Sometimes we can do things that we may presume to be innocent and benevolent, but a female will think it's lame and wack, resulting in you being denied the promise land. I was chopping down this female for a few weeks, got really wasted, and got a text from her first thing in the morning after the club. Her: want to go to church with me? Me: nah, I'm good... Can you pray for my boy D for me tho? He going through hard times. Her: D who? Me: Deeezz nuts!!!!! Her: that was inappropriate. *the end of conversation* I just ruined a chance at premium grade A !#@$ for being stupid. Post how you dropped the ball.

laugh of the day right here

 

[T0INE]

 

[freshone12]

I walked up to this grown woman and was like "Yo, I'll make it feel good" she proceeded to give me the

then said "does that really work? I'm not a #+@, and do not talk to me like that" (I was drunk though)


And one time...

I was at the bar, and was giggin with a chick all night, everything was perfect, I was buying her drinks getting my t-pain on! she was buying me drinks, thenas we go back to the dance floor I somehow give her this lu kang dragon trip from hell, SMMFH! she got off the floor looked up at me like

it was a wrap after that.

 

[deletedelete]

Originally Posted by SpringfieldXD

Sometimes we can do things that we may presume to be innocent and benevolent, but a female will think it's lame and wack, resulting in you being denied the promise land.

that's usually my problem... i get turned off very easily

but you def take an L for that line

 

[ouch my feet]

Dropping the ball? You threw the ball away and spit all over it.

 

[blacka2hood]

Originally Posted by Praise The X I

That was immature and you get the L of the day.

Word....

 

[flaming hot cheetos]

You wasnt gonna smash her anyways, so no loss really.

Quit fooling yourself as if you had a chance

 

[ghenges]

Originally Posted by cincybcats22

How is high middle school?

 

[ballinb]

Ah man that's just plain stupid, you did more than drop the ball on that one. Never mess with a religous chick like that. That was hilariousthough

 

[mfury]

Originally Posted by Ghenges

Originally Posted by cincybcats22

How is high middle grammar school?