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Deeez Nuts
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I'm not mad at ya
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I'm not mad at ya
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Originally Posted by SpringfieldXD
Sometimes we can do things that we may presume to be innocent and benevolent, but a female will think it's lame and wack, resulting in you being denied the promise land. I was chopping down this female for a few weeks, got really wasted, and got a text from her first thing in the morning after the club. Her: want to go to church with me? Me: nah, I'm good... Can you pray for my boy D for me tho? He going through hard times. Her: D who? Me: Deeezz nuts!!!!! Her: that was inappropriate. *the end of conversation* I just ruined a chance at premium grade A !#@$ for being stupid. Post how you dropped the ball.
Originally Posted by Praise The X I
That was immature and you get the L of the day.
Originally Posted by SpringfieldXD
What's crazy is, you can drop the ball at any moment by being too availible, liking her too much, being honest, and a myriad of other methods.
I just wish I coulda dropped the ball in her mouth :-/
TrueOriginally Posted by Flaming Hot Cheetos
You wasnt gonna smash her anyways, so no loss really.
Quit fooling yourself as if you had a chance
U'll be smooth brah. Just apologize, buy her lunch and what not. Hell, pull the old school elementary steez and right her a note w/ w/b=writeback at the bottom. She'll be entertained and that'll warm her back up.Originally Posted by SpringfieldXD
More than enough experience with women, bro... More than enough...
I think what happened, was I started thinking to myself that she was too good for me (she don't smoke, drink, curse, or anything fun like that), so I subconsciously sabotaged my chances with her, since my big head noticed the stress I was in for. I'll see her at work in the morning, but it'll probably be mainly composed of stonefaces/eyerolling.
Thanks for listening/ keeping it real, NT. Every now and then, I need the humbling.
Originally Posted by SpringfieldXD
Her: want to go to church with me? Me: nah, I'm good... Can you pray for my boy D for me tho? He going through hard times. Her: D who? Me: Deeezz nuts!!!!! Her: that was inappropriate. *the end of conversation*
Originally Posted by FreshOne12
I walked up to this grown woman and was like "Yo, I'll make it feel good" she proceeded to give me the
then said "does that really work? I'm not a #+@, and do not talk to me like that" (I was drunk though)
And one time...
I was at the bar, and was giggin with a chick all night, everything was perfect, I was buying her drinks getting my t-pain on! she was buying me drinks, then as we go back to the dance floor I somehow give her this lu kang dragon trip from hell, SMMFH! she got off the floor looked up at me like
it was a wrap after that.