Dropping The Ball With Females, vol. Fumbilitis (edited w/ pics)

[springfieldxd]

Originally Posted by Xplicit213

You a simp though.... it was her loss you feel me

how does that make me a simp?

i might be alot of things, but simp ain't on the list of attributes that describe JDub.

on choppa suit, i done smashed more broads in the myspace jumpoff thread than you done spoke to.

fall back really far.

 

[buggz05]

Originally Posted by vrp32tl

Originally Posted by SpringfieldXD

"Brittney,

I just wanted to apologize for making that joke on Sunday. I didn't realize it at the moment, but you were right, it was inappropriate and immature.

Sincerely,

James."

aight, so i rewrote the note to read as stated above by Shapeshiftah, dropped it off at her desk, and told her to throw it away after she read it.

she sent me a text like 5 minutes ago, like "that was cool of u".

me: i didn't want you to think of me as an %#$$*%$ for a half drunk comment I made being stupid

her: u good. no worries.

me: i know small things can cause women to lose interest... i'm prolly too late on that...

her: well i can say thats y i didn't respond back. But u cool. We still friends.

me: yeah, friendzone. awesome.




i think i woulda been better off dropping the ball

Oh you just FUMBLED homie!

She hit you with the "its cooh we still good"

Then said we still friends! You was like.....

WELL DONE

OP prolly still gotta chance though.

 

[innoutluvr]

Originally Posted by Jason23Richardson

Look at the bright side, you probably make a lot of guys laugh.





Good job!

 

[jason23richardson]

Damnit, after going out of you way with comedy, she still doesn't take you back?










Just rape her.

 

[threat6]

epic fail. but hilarious

 

[carbonsilver]

 

[broccoliavenger]

That sucks.....Next time be a bit nicer.

 

[raptors29]

How old are you? You definitely gotta grow up or you'll be taking L's for the rest of your life.

 

[xplicit213]

Originally Posted by SpringfieldXD

Originally Posted by Xplicit213

You a simp though.... it was her loss you feel me

how does that make me a simp?

i might be alot of things, but simp ain't on the list of attributes that describe JDub.

on choppa suit, i done smashed more broads in the myspace jumpoff thread than you done spoke to.

fall back really far.

you sprung. writing apology letters you get no +*%%!+!. go talk to your internet girls

and freezetag u must got me confused with da xplicit one

 

[jesusr23]

 

[mako28]

You can't really fault the OP, at least he was being real, and being himself----for every one broad out there that doesn't appreciate who youare---theres 10 others that will.

Making women laugh is a how you get them to open up and be comfortable around you---and you need to learn to move on if they cant take a single harmless joke.

Friend zone seemed inevitable from jump street; asking someone to go to church?

Writing was on the wall.

 

[T0INE]

 

[retro23j]

Originally Posted by Jason23Richardson

Damnit, after going out of you way with comedy, she still doesn't take you back?










Just rape her.

WILIN!!

 

[galvelocity]

Originally Posted by eight2one

I bought a chick a drink once, then while talkin i sarcastically said "yeah i put the date rape pill" in there....i didnt, but that was just plain stupid to say...waste of money and thru away my pass to the end zone.

See, I would have laughed really hard at that. And at OP's line. Women are too serious. I let a lot of stuff slide though, sometimes my guyfriends and I will say stuff to each other that makes my girlfriends get all up in my face like "that's disrespectful".

Or....y'know...it's funny.

I've got an unusual sense of humor though.

 

[eebs7eez]

Sometimes getting the L from a girl is well worth getting several W's from NTer's

 

[hazeleyed honey]

James...You are a fool.

I actually laughed at that joke. But, then againI am not religious. It seems like she is, so she took great offense to it. At least you apologized to her, that was mature of you. Don't worry, you are agood guy. She might come back around. If not, plenty of others out there for you.

 

[springfieldxd]

I don't know about y'all, but getting caught off guard with a "D said he gon beat yo %#+ when he see you... D who???? DEEZ NUTS!!!! Leaves medying like the first time I heard it on Chronic... I can gauge my compatibility with somebody based on how they relate to my sense of humor, which has been 65%NT infused for the past 6 years. Therefore, I blame you guys for my L. Thanks alot.

 

[tmukg21]

should have told her sunday to wait on you cuz you gotta find ya Choppa suit

deezz....dezz what

 

[thesouthside]

shes ugly, let her go

 

[tmukg21]

Originally Posted by TheSouthside

shes ugly, let her go

i'll personally pay for your next eye exam

 

[acidicality]

 

[sure lock 510]

she coo

 

[nothinafter]

Originally Posted by tmukg21

Originally Posted by TheSouthside

shes ugly, let her go

i'll personally pay for your next eye exam

im praying that he fail his next eye exam

 

[shortydoowopp]

the joke was funny but i can see why she saw it as inappropriate...its funny on NT but i wouldn't think so if some guy sent it to me in a text...

 

[keithahundred]

Damn dude. You should of just said yeah to her offer of church, you would have been good. To the guy that said she is ugly

talking like you pulling kerihilson