Dumb things you've heard people say

[jayhood23]

Both times were at the barber shop
Barber: That's a goose outside isn't?

Chick: No I think that's a geese

Barber: So whats the difference between a goose and a geese.

Chick: Geese are bigger

Barber: Oh ok never knew that

Me: 

Just yesterday

Barber 1: You ever had smores

Barber 2: Nah, I dont like marshmallows

Barber 1: They got mushrooms, chocolate and graham crackers in em

Barber 2:

 nah I'm pretty sure they have marshmallows 

Anyway I'm bored at work and would like to read the hair brained things you've heard people say

 

[j4ck]

JayHood23 wrote:

Just yesterday

Barber 1: You ever had smores

Barber 2: Nah, I dont like marshmallows

Barber 1: They got mushrooms, chocolate and graham crackers in em

Barber 2:

 nah I'm pretty sure they have marshmallows 

Anyway I'm bored at work and would like to read the hair brained things you've heard people say

 

[callhimar]

"All Muslims are not terrorists but all terrorists are Muslim."

 

[ins]

"Come in me... i will take the pill after"

 

[23kidd]

Originally Posted by CallHimAR

"All Muslims are not terrorists but all terrorists are Muslim."

 

[2lipslegit]

"I thought the pyramids were in africa not egypt" which was followed by..."Wait africas not a country?"

Same chick didnt understand how there could still be people alive from world war 2 since it was over 100 years ago...

 

[antonlavey]

What if they try to convert them to gay

 

[badboyf0life420]

Using the bailer (bailing boxes) at work.. and a chick with boxes
Comes up to me and goes, " damn this cool! I bet it goes underground huh?"
me and the other dude was dying.. that was too dumb!

 

[marion706]

Well he didnt actually say it but one time this manager at footlocker
went on a sneaker forum and started ragging on this fly kid
his thread backfired then he tried to say it was his friends account.

 

[nachobroadweezy]

my ex-wife: she looks exotic, like from an island, like Brazil

 

[160jordansdeep]

i'm about that life
well i read it 

 

[imasoleman18]

this girl was in my car and she told me the the "wavy" stuff coming from the streets on a hot day was "the reflection from the sky"

 

[boredone1]

Sig Check.

 

[mags on fire]

on FB "Bosh will win one before Lebron" 

 

[ny mavurs]

*Hands lady coffee*
Lady: Thank you sir.....its a blessed day outside, the Lord is good, do you go to church?
Me: Only when i can
Lady: Do you want the Lord to bless you everyday or only when he can?
Me: NEXT!

 

[jayhood23]

Originally Posted by NY Mavurs

*Hands lady coffee*
Lady: Thank you sir.....its a blessed day outside, the Lord is good, do you go to church?
Me: Only when i can
Lady: Do you want the Lord to bless you everyday or only when he can?
Me: NEXT!

She got you playboi 

 

[clone]

 That lady... ^^^

 

[uptownsdotnetstacky]

V4 engines

 

[mycoldyourdone]

my coworker asked his cousin if his cousin named chris had a brother named chris.

 

[xblaze23]

"ayo teacha, why you write so big? im not deaf!" - some !@*$**+ in HS

Edit: what the hell? why is that censored?

 

[beastmode22]

iwas at a sf giants game and dude behind me looks at his phone and says" what the hell, i have no service! arent we at att park?!!

 

[verdykt]

Lady in front of me for the movies

"What time is the 3:00 finding Nemo showing at?"

 

[shorty doo wop]

My boy:When I grow up imma get me a nice condo like these
His bro: My n_ your 23

 

[fedexciter]

''NT started that"

 

[ill steelo]

I'm at mcdonalds and I ask the lady for a half dozen nuggets. And she says "You can either get 4, six, or ten."

So I say "I can get six, but I can't get a half dozen?" And she says "Yes" with an attitude.