Easy things you can't do

Get an A on midterms even on easy classes
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^haha i know what you mean by your body just not floating, mine wont either
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i cant swallow pills
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Damn shame. I can lick my elbow (which one of the hardest things to do)
But I cannot swim. I've always been taller than the neighborhood pool so my feet just go on the foot of the pool
 
Roller skate
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--My best friend's daughter had a party at the skatingrink, & damn my rear end (NH)
was so sore from fallin on my %%@ the whole time. Nothing worse then having 8 yr old kids
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ya as they roll past ya on there skates backwards
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The loud whistle thing using my fingers.
 
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@ all these excuses as to why you guys can't swim.

learn, you're missing out....you gotta get out in the ocean/out on a boat.
 
Originally Posted by Joseph Camel Jr

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@ all these excuses as to why you guys can't swim.

learn, you're missing out....you gotta get out in the ocean/out on a boat.

^^^ dude i took lessons through the YMCA twice before the age of 10 ... i have did all relaxation methods.. everytime the instructor let me go i just sank tothe bottom
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they use to get so frustrated with me
 
tie shoe laces with only one loop. i have to do the two loop way.
Roll R's off my tongue
I learned on way to tie my shoes and it stuck every time I try the other way they come a loose
I normally can roll my R's but my new tongue ring won't let me

Poop while standing (not that I want to, but I can't).
I'm quite sure I had that mastered as a baby, but don't know if I could do that now;unless I was put in some kind of horror movie type situation I think I probably could +%#* on myself while standingpretty easily
 
I can't do a full split, photo shop, it seems like I have forgotten school math (I can add and subtract and multiple but I forgot all the math I learned in high school)
 
Originally Posted by HarlemKickDiva

Damn shame. I can lick my elbow (which one of the hardest things to do)
But I cannot swim. I've always been taller than the neighborhood pool so my feet just go on the foot of the pool
DUCKTALES!!
 
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