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Dated some chick when I was working in target during my teen years.
Showed me a painting she did..... With her own blood mixed into the paint.
Yeap......nope.
She went to FIT in NY or some ****.
Naw i messed with one of them types
It's cool first year or so
Sex all damn day anywhere at anytime
But then it's like damn let lil man chill and recharge for a lil bit
I met a girl like this once. I was up in a tree and she climbed up to where I was. I noticed she didn't have any shoes on so I asked her about it and she said she didn't like wearing shoes unless she had to. She chilled with me for a bit and then she climbed all the way to the top of this tree (it was a huge tree) and repelled down on a rope. I was She was sexy too. Unfortunately never saw her again after she repelled down. She yelled bye to me and then went to go climb and repel down more trees. Oh, this tree was in a graveyard too. She went to the SUNY College of Environmental Science and Forestry so it made sense why she was climbing trees.
Idk man the **** had me on the "lets just cuddle" vibeNaw i messed with one of them types
It's cool first year or so
Sex all damn day anywhere at anytime
But then it's like damn let lil man chill and recharge for a lil bit
Idk man I'd have to really experience this for myself. If all else fails we can be swingers and she'll be someone else's problem and I'd get introduce so a lot more subtle yambs.
Idk man the **** had me on the "lets just cuddle" vibe
Or Lets talk about our day
I had to resort to faking my orgasms just in order to take breathersOne time had been sexing all day....I mean all day....younger days lots of free time no worries. Chick still wanted to go another round..........ok went again......tried my best to please her the usual. Bro.....it came time for me to cum........I felt the orgasm......but nothing came out, nothing.... I was totally empty.....like I came....but then it turned to pain. I said.....nah......this is OD. My body telling me no more. Felt uncomfortable few hrs after. I kinda worried myself like....I hope I didn't break anything.
People say I come off as an alpha type male. And I understand why. I give off that Ryan Gosling vibe.
But at heart I'm just a weird, nerd. We all a little weird B. Girls are no different.
Chill breh, you peep him with his shirt off?Alpha male, Ryan gosling?
..lmao
One time had been sexing all day....I mean all day....younger days lots of free time no worries. Chick still wanted to go another round..........ok went again......tried my best to please her the usual. Bro.....it came time for me to cum........I felt the orgasm......but nothing came out, nothing.... I was totally empty.....like I came....but then it turned to pain. I said.....nah......this is OD. My body telling me no more. Felt uncomfortable few hrs after. I kinda worried myself like....I hope I didn't break anything.
One time had been sexing all day....I mean all day....younger days lots of free time no worries. Chick still wanted to go another round..........ok went again......tried my best to please her the usual. Bro.....it came time for me to cum........I felt the orgasm......but nothing came out, nothing.... I was totally empty.....like I came....but then it turned to pain. I said.....nah......this is OD. My body telling me no more. Felt uncomfortable few hrs after. I kinda worried myself like....I hope I didn't break anything.
ghost loads
How did you like it?
I don't really seem to attract them. The oddest thing I've encountered is a spongebob square pants obsession one of the girls I dated had. I didn't think too much about the wallpaper on her phone being spongebob. Kinda old for that but I shrugged it off. One day I bent over to grab my shoe and saw something sticking out. I look under her bed and there is a **** load of spongebob square pants stuff under there. I'm talking posters, toys, t-shirts(why not just put them in a drawer?), school supplies etc. She admitted to purposely hiding it under her bed before I came over so I didn't get "weirded out". It didn't bother me, I found it amusing more than anything.
I like weird babes.
one would love sniffing me, she would sniff me a lot. thought it was cute at the time, looking back now, that was weird man.
my last gf use to write my initials in a heart on her hand everyday as well as my first name on the inside of her ring finger, ever single day. she was also the first girl to tell me that if I leave her, she would kill me.
There was this shorty i use to date back in the day that bugged me out during sex. She warned me before hand that she doesn't make any noises during..no moaning or anything. I was like cool..maybe you just haven't been getting right..an she wake nah ..its just not me. I thought it would be weird but i was like F' it ...she was a straight dime..baddest joint in the office.
So when when we finally got to smash'n...i'm hit'n it missionary and she wasn't lieing..not a peep..pant or anything. So as i'm hitting it i look down at her and shorty was staring at me straight in my face like Jack Nicholson from the shining... dont forget she's not making A SOUND. I swear i nutted so quick and wrapped it up after that and dipped out. I told the story to all my coworkers..they started roll'n and wouldn't believe me cause she was too bad to do ish like that.....i'll admit i did hit it a few more times though and she did it everytime.
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Chick I was about to mess around with was real mystical with it
One day I walked into the cafe and she was way one the other side of the room but I noticed when she looked at me I couldn't see the whites of her eyes
It was early n the morning so I ain't feel like dealn with that **** so I sat on the other side of the cafe
Bruh I got up to leave an I hear he whisper my name I turn around to look she's now on the Otha side of the room
Empty my tray and turn around towards the door to leave and this damn broad is right behind me........
Remember this chick who wanted sex 3 times a day
Back in my college days I took this chick to the movies. I chose a comedy forgot what we watched but when she laughed it was the ugliest laugh I ever heard in my life (not cute at all) I felt embarrassed when funny scenes would happen and she would bust out laughing. People would turn around like WTF.
Chill breh, you peep him with his shirt off?
Thread would b awesome/weird wit pics.
LMFAOChick I was about to mess around with was real mystical with it
One day I walked into the cafe and she was way one the other side of the room but I noticed when she looked at me I couldn't see the whites of her eyes
It was early n the morning so I ain't feel like dealn with that **** so I sat on the other side of the cafe
Bruh I got up to leave an I hear he whisper my name I turn around to look she's now on the Otha side of the room
Empty my tray and turn around towards the door to leave and this damn broad is right behind me........