Fastest way to make $1000????

Find someone you know who has money to burn and offer to do stupid stunts for money.

Like, let him hit you with his car for $100.
 
Originally Posted by cuongvo85

find stuff around the house and sell it


Pics of the Moms, and sisters... I got someone who might be interested
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For me, selling a beat to a person that has money to blow and wants to get into music (I made an easy $1200 that way one day). Probably wouldn't work thesedays though.
 
Have a clearance sale from your shoes lol.
10 pairs must go.
all pairs 100 dollars.
and you have 1K
 
Sell your shoes...I got about 1k selling some of mine that I didn't wear/need within the last month or two
 
Originally Posted by sooperhooper

follow these steps:

1) buy a pack of hot dogs, ramen noodles, cereal.
2) get a job at a restaurant.
3) only eat from number one.
4) put money in bank daily
5) stare at the bank statement in amazement.

yes, i lived by this format (pretty much) to save the EXACT same amount.
Just got out of Human health class. Thats a good way to get Testical/Prostate Cancer.










Seriously, Hit the casino up, sell your sneakers or w/e, or you can do it the ski mask way word to 50 Cent.
 
Garage Sale.

Hit up family and tell them you will take their junk off there hands. Spread it on a table and sell it.

My wife and I do this once a year. We let people know that we are having a yard sale and if they have anything to let us know. Usually people just want
to get rid of junk and let us keep all the cash we earn so long as we don't bring any of the junk that didn't sell back to their house.

Also, selling old clothes at a Consignment shop will get you a few bucks.
 
get a student loan/ cash advance on a CC.

befriend a breaded chick with low self esteem, and make up some story about you needing 1000 dollars for kidney dialysis or some !%@...

go to busy bars/clubs and snatch the tip jar.

pimp a stripper(s).

solicit your body to fat chicks via craigslist

acquire motorcycle parts, and sell them on ebay.

2 words: copper piping.

extort some of your local drug dealers.

next time the collection plate comes your way at church, just borrow some money from God. you know He's got it.
 
Originally Posted by HandsomeDollaz

2 words: copper piping..


he aint lyin, good money there. i think its going for about 3$ a pound. im actually working for my buddy doing this for his business.
 
Originally Posted by HandsomeDollaz

get a student loan/ cash advance on a CC.

befriend a breaded chick with low self esteem, and make up some story about you needing 1000 dollars for kidney dialysis or some !%@...

go to busy bars/clubs and snatch the tip jar.

pimp a stripper(s).

solicit your body to fat chicks via craigslist

acquire motorcycle parts, and sell them on ebay.

2 words: copper piping.

extort some of your local drug dealers.

next time the collection plate comes your way at church, just borrow some money from God. you know He's got it.

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Originally Posted by IchopSamples

Originally Posted by sooperhooper

follow these steps:

1) buy a pack of hot dogs, ramen noodles, cereal.
2) get a job at a restaurant.
3) only eat from number one.
4) put money in bank daily
5) stare at the bank statement in amazement.

yes, i lived by this format (pretty much) to save the EXACT same amount.
Just got out of Human health class. Thats a good way to get Testical/Prostate Cancer.










Seriously, Hit the casino up, sell your sneakers or w/e, or you can do it the ski mask way word to 50 Cent.


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Originally Posted by tylerhundley

Originally Posted by HandsomeDollaz

2 words: copper piping..


he aint lyin, good money there. i think its going for about 3$ a pound. im actually working for my buddy doing this for his business.


Where do I get this copper piping
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Originally Posted by Oh YoU MaD

Originally Posted by tylerhundley

Originally Posted by HandsomeDollaz

2 words: copper piping..


he aint lyin, good money there. i think its going for about 3$ a pound. im actually working for my buddy doing this for his business.


Where do I get this copper piping
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if you know of any houses under construction, you can get some nice pieces there if you wait until all of the workers leave for the day. just take a saw withyou.

it's usually located underneath the house, but you can sometimes find enough to make up a whole spool at a Clear Channel building, by all the satellites...

that, and catalytic converters are worth some bread too...
 
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