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Get an ostrich pillow. You're welcome and goodnight my sweet prince.
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Thats not very good advice. If you see an adult looking shook and needing to hold onto somebody on an airplane, they have some issues.
Do this on every flight......not because im scared, just like to drink the night before that early morning flight.Get drunk.
Srs.
When his is passed out on the plane for his short 2 hour flight. Pissing is the least of his worries.Get drunk? Wouldn't you have to piss every 10 mins? Doesn't sound like a good idea to me
OP sounding like he's 7. But for real, wear comfortable clothes. I mean airlines lose luggage, but maybe it's not that common. I've never had mine lost before. 4 hours isn't bad. I've flown to Hawai'i from NYC twice. That **** is a journey. You'll be fine OP.
Get an ostrich pillow. You're welcome and goodnight my sweet prince.
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Can feel like it, but it was worth it.That's a bid right thereOP sounding like he's 7. But for real, wear comfortable clothes. I mean airlines lose luggage, but maybe it's not that common. I've never had mine lost before. 4 hours isn't bad. I've flown to Hawai'i from NYC twice. That **** is a journey. You'll be fine OP.
Get an ostrich pillow. You're welcome and goodnight my sweet prince.
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Yo, that **** look like a diaper on your head :xGet an ostrich pillow. You're welcome and goodnight my sweet prince.
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Sweatpants are a must. Its going to be cold in there, no matter what.
I just realized I didn't take a **** on my road trip homeTake a **** before you go to the airport. You don't want to get hit with the bubble guts up in mid air.
Wear shoes that you can keep the laces loose so it's an easy on-off at security. Also, depending on what you're packing, try to wear all your heaviest items, shoes included, so you're not lugging it around in the bag.
Use those small liquid containers for toiletries and skip the dop-kit if you're flying, keep it all In a big Ziploc bag and pack it last. Depending on the airport they might want your toiletries packed that way and out of the bag when you do security.
Also, maybe not now in the summer but other times if year when you have at least a jacket, put your phone, keys, watch, wallet, etc in the jacket pockets while you're waiting in the security line. Makes it faster at the start and more importantly at the end of the check when you're trying to get your stuff together. Also, you do want to dress nice, flugt attendants will be a little nicer to you, but if you can wear jiggers or something that doesn't require a belt it makes the security process way easier.
The middle seat gets both arm rests. It's just kind of an unspoken rule and common courtesy. If you're in the middle try to sit that way from the start but just know that not everybody knows or follows this so don't get too heated if someone in the window seat is hogging up your arm rest.
Take a leak before boarding. Not like you can't just go to the bathroom but it's easier if you don't have to.
Don't wear anything too high-top or stiff around the ankles. Like Jordan IVs would be bad cause when you're sitting on the plane and stretch your legs the back tabs will just dig into your ankles. I made the mistake once of rockin Timbs on a 6-hour flight.
If you want the beverage cart service your tray should be down. They usually ask anyway but it just let's them know easier ahead of time which rows to hit next.
Fapping in the bathroom of the plane mid flight does not get you into the mile-high club.
Yes sir. Im always bringing food places
I'm not talking about ordinary food