- May 23, 2005
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yall gotta stop it with these damn lies on my name
none of these are even close to the truth
none of these are even close to the truth
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@ Trying to rationalize getting butt naked in a gas station on the highway. @ Not knowing the whole story
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was not a damn gas station
it was at my place of work
see u dont know the whole story
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First it was a gas station, now you change the story to your job.Good story man "
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nowhere have i said it was a gas station
Good story man "
show me the post
where i said it was a gas station
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I would start with a Detroit style
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Just stop trying to explain yourself at this point.
No matter where it took place, no father should be undressing in a public place to take a bowel movement.
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Pm me a link to this story famb
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When the GF and I get clever on the weekends.
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https://niketalk.com/threads/moments-that-made-you-realize-you’re-washed.670952/page-98
Its on this page.
Probably the funniest ish I’ve heard on NT!
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The back pedaling is wild right now.
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Right. I love how he all of a sudden was "at work."Knowing damn well he told us it was when he was driving down to Disney with the family.
(Which HE said in the Disney thread.)
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Knowing damn well he told us it was when he was driving down to Disney with the family.
It for sure was. Talking bout he don't mind stopping to drop deuce at gas stations cuz he stays prepared for road trips with TP he took from the McDonald's in West Oakland.
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first i hate toilet ploomJust stop trying to explain yourself at this point.
No matter where it took place, no father should be undressing in a public place to take a bowel movement.
heres an article about it if u unfamiliar
Yes, Toilet Water Particles Coat Your Bathroom Every Time You Flush
Feb 6, 2018 5:19 pm
By Tabitha Britt
Getty Images
It turns out closing the toilet seat lid isn't just common courtesy, it's sanitary. Why, you ask? Two words: Toilet plume. If you thought toilet plume was a myth, think again. This disgusting and somewhat ridiculous-sounding phenomenon is very real — and it has the potential to wreak havoc on your household.
What is a toilet plume?
According to the National Center for Biotechnology Information potential health risks, including the transmission of sewage-related infectious disease, are associated with "toilet plume" aerosols produced by the flush of a toilet. In other words, whenever you flush the toilet, at the same time the water disappears into the abyss that is the sewage pipe, tiny particles of toilet water — which is loaded with microscopic amounts of fecal matter, urine, and who knows what else — get sprayed all over your bathroom. Gross!.
“[This plume] is easily transmitted in a wide range of air space when you flush the toilet,” Kelly Reynolds, Ph.D., associate professor of environmental and occupational health at the University of Arizona, told SELF.
Just how far-reaching is this "wide range of air space," you might be wondering? Well, according to Philip Tierno, a microbiologist at New York University, it's far enough to make you gag: Tierno told Tech Insider that "aerosol plumes," have the potential to reach as far as 15 feet in the air. And toilet plume particles don't just swirl around the bathroom and then disappear; instead, the tiny microscopic germs (hello, E.Coli) can make themselves nice and cozy right on your counters, faucet, mirror, and sink.
Let this all "sink" in for a minute: Your bathroom is getting sprayed with bacteria-laden water every single time you flush an open toilet. Now, do you keep your toothbrush in a stand on the sink right near your toilet? How about your hairbrush, or your towels? Err, you might want to throw those out — especially your toothbrush — and grab new ones. Better yet, let's just tear the walls down and build a new bathroom altogether, shall we?.
Now that you're sufficiently horrified, we have two pieces of news that will make you feel better. One, while these these puffs of germ-filled air could make you sick, the chances are actually small, according to Richard Watkins, M.D.
“Not all germs are pathogens, but all pathogens are germs,” Dr. Watkins told SELF. “Whether toilet plume makes people sick is controversial and not conclusively proven.”
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Phew! And the second bit of good news? You can avoid the toilet plume in your bathroom with one simple move: Making sure you close the toilet's lid every single time before you flush (and reminding your family to do the same). It may take a bit of time to make it habit — especially if the people your household are not in the habit of looking at what they're flushing (ew!) — but it's much better than spraying your bathroom with bacteria several times a day, wouldn't you say? We would!
Second
that splash back when u poop
i dont want it flying out the toilet onto my pants
hell theres splash back when u piss
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Knowing damn well he told us it was when he was driving down to Disney with the family.
no i didnt
it was in the washed thread
and someone brought up using the bathroom at work
- May 23, 2005
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he lyin
i dont be having nothing to hide
so if it really happened like that i would say so
but it didnt
that toilet paper story and the bathroom story
- May 12, 2008
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That McDonald’s paper towel story sounds like it get me rolling.
Stealing 1-ply tissue paper JESUS CHRIST!!!
- May 23, 2005
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whatever i aint bout to explain everything
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i have no idea dey can deal wit dey itchy booty tissues..i mean issues on dey own
- May 23, 2005
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pssshhhhh
who still uses tissue
i have the baby wipes on deck at all times
tissue aint touched my butt in years
dont understand how folks still use the stuff for their butt
hell most folks in other countries
and ethnicities here use use a cup with water
and their hand
- Mar 16, 2013
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u ****in up da food thread
- Sep 10, 2011
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hold on what?
but if you REALLY don't want to do a pork based broth, miso and shoyu based are both good.
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