I'm mad at everyone in here because no one alerted me to the fact that the Boy Scouts of America's popcorn selling scheme is run by the same dudes that were emailing old people in the early 2000s, talking about they are a Nigerian Prince.
I walk out of Lowe's, Lady and her son are slanging dem kernels. She stops me, I say I don't carry cash, she says no worries we take cards. My soft heat figure I should help ole girl out.
Got two bags of some of what turned out to be some of the most struggle poorly flavored popcorn I have ever eaten.
While giving the bags away to some kids playing in the neighborhood, I realized I am an idiot and didn't even ask the price.
I check my mobile app expecting to see I got finessed outta like $20-$25.
Them fools for me for $45 for two 20oz bags
Stay safe outchea brahs