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Cats are evil, fam. Can't convince me otherwise. I had a pet cat as a kid who used to wait behind the couch to lunge at me. He scarred my upper lip one time.
Cats are the worst. I hate 'em all. My neighbor's cat was taunting my greyhound in my back yard from the other side of the fence a couple years ago. A day or two later the arrogant fool made the mistake of trying to do it on our side of the fence, and my dog ended it *right* quick. When I brought its corpse back to the neighbor, the guy was like "Welp, I told my wife we shouldn't let it outside."