Met a guy on Tinder ans I went over there and he was nice. His house was literally impeccably decorated but a little TOO NICE. He goes the the bathroom and then is just walking around brushing this teeth. He lays down and we watch a comedy thing on Netflix. Halfway through he rolls over away from the tv and starts falling asleep. So I'm just laying there and thinking, like, what is this guys deal? He has a good job, he's handsome, has a nice *** house, why is he 37, single and on Tinder???
Anyway, I google him when he's laying right next to me and I find out five years ago he was a high school teacher and he ended up with jail time for Snapchating a student sexually over Snapchat and stuff! But now he moved and and is this super popular successful realtor. His reviews are all 5 stars and I was just hella spooked. Ended up leaving and he asked why and I just said, I was tired and wanna go home. So I just left and let myself out