Fools Wildin Thinking They Doing It Unappreciation Vol Get The @#*+ out

[GTA 809]

Unfortunately for me, yes. She is starting early, but don't worry NT brethren. I have a carry licence.

Edit: just to clarify, it was a training bra.

 

[truballa101]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Rent-A-Blac...660?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4ad55e7e6c

 

[Fresh Like Will]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Rent-A-Blac...660?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4ad55e7e6c

50 grand!? Why didn't I think of that?

 

[L7oser]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Rent-A-Blac...660?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4ad55e7e6c

"Requirements:

Watermelon on hand at all times
Fried chicken at least once a day"

Disgusting

 

[calibeebee]

87 bids tho??!!

 

[lovehateself]

ive actually seen this stuff before, think i saw someone do it on craigslist. 

 

[dankenstien88]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Rent-A-Blac...660?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4ad55e7e6c

Do your friends ever make you feel like your a tad bit racist? Have you ever wanted to adopt a black son? Do you ever want to look cool in front of your friends? Have you ever wanted to go on the rough side of town after dark? Are there no black people in your town? RENT A BLACK GUY FOR A WEEKEND!!!!! If you're lucky enough to win this auction you'll have the privilege of having your very own African-american for an entire Fri, Sat, and Sunday! Now you may be wondering, "what can I do with a black guy for a weekend?" I'm glad you asked. Some of the following activities have proven to be 10x times better with an Afro American around: Walking around the mall, hanging out with friends, dancing at a nightclub(I do NOT harlem shake), drinking at your favorite bar, family reunions(they'll be shocked to learn this about the family), cookouts, a day at the beach(yes, I can swim), road trips, boring overtime hours at work, driving up and down your local ghetto streets, going to a concert(no, i can NOT rap), shopping, family outings, going out to eat, and many many more. If you can think of it, we can do it.
Now, there are some restrictions: I do not participate in any sexual activities, I do not attend any events with burning crosses, I do not spend more than two nights camping in the woods, I do not beat up random white people, I do not sag my pants, and I do not participate in freestyle battles.
Requirements:
Comfortable place to sleep
Watermelon on hand at all times
Fried chicken at least once a day
Internet access and/or cell reception(have you seen "Wrong Turn"?)

*Also comes with military training and advanced communication/people skills

 

[truballa101]

**** level 99.

EDIT: Baffoon*

 

[Fresh Like Will]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Rent-A-Blac...660?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4ad55e7e6c

"Requirements:

Watermelon on hand at all times
Fried chicken at least once a day"

Disgusting

Wow. Didn't read that. That ain't cool.

 

[djaward]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Rent-A-Blac...660?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4ad55e7e6c

Wow I was offended (Im mexican if that matters). This guy is definitely not doing it.

 

[sooperhooper]

My thing is, who doesn't eat fried chicken and watermelon. Both are delicious.

 

[nfynite]

My thing is, who doesn't eat fried chicken and watermelon. Both are delicious.

As a kid I would pull the skin off of Fried Chicken because I thought it was nasty...I definitely was not doing it 

 

[jaypesoz]

My thing is, who doesn't eat fried chicken and watermelon. Both are delicious.

As a kid I would pull the skin off of Fried Chicken because I thought it was nasty...I definitely was not doing it 

maaan, I pulled the skin off of fried chicken because I was saving the best piece for last #doingit

 

[cashbanks]

My thing is, who doesn't eat fried chicken and watermelon. Both are delicious.

i dont like watermelon at all

 

[legreyfoxx]

made me cringe reading that. hell, anyone wanna rent an asian paypal me 1000. i'm down to go see godzilla

 

[eiddyfouw]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Rent-A-Blac...660?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item4ad55e7e6c

"Requirements:

Watermelon on hand at all times
Fried chicken at least once a day"

Disgusting

 

[ballahb]

My thing is, who doesn't eat fried chicken and watermelon. Both are delicious.

i dont like watermelon at all

 

[carver]

 

 

My thing is, who doesn't eat fried chicken and watermelon. Both are delicious.

As a kid I would pull the skin off of Fried Chicken because I thought it was nasty...I definitely was not doing it 

maaan, I pulled the skin off of fried chicken because I was saving the best piece for last #doingit

Same thing I always did..

87 bids 

 not gonna get paid.. but still a ridiculous ad either way 

 

 

[ohmygosher]

My thing is, who doesn't eat fried chicken and watermelon. Both are delicious.

Watermelon is so damn groce. Not really a fan of bone in chicken either.

 

[quise2024]

My thing is, who doesn't eat fried chicken and watermelon. Both are delicious.

I honestly dont care for either and will pass on it 98% of the time. Not gonna say i dont eat it or never have but its not even a consideration when i want something to eat.

 

[coldcity]

My thing is, who doesn't eat fried chicken and watermelon. Both are delicious.

Watermelon is so damn groce. Not really a fan of bone in chicken either.

watermelon is gods nectar

i dont do most plaes bone in chicken its boneless of nothing...but sharks chicken wings i can eat a 15 piece & fries

 

[kingkoopa]

Not really a fan of bone in chicken either.

Too good to fight for your meat huh?

 

[createdestroy]

Not really a fan of bone in chicken either.

Too good to fight for your meat huh?

 

[fraij da 5 11]

Watermelon? Groce?

Nah, b.

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

Yall wildin with the chicken and waternelon slander