Funniest thing someone said/read on NT?

[moodmuzik75]

Im screwed damn i usually get my haircut on Saturdays , ive been on my bummy swag all december so i desperately need a cut but my barber is def going to be OD hungover if he even opens the shop tomorrow . my barber drinks at like 9 am on a regular Saturday so i can imagine him tomorrow. i guess ill take the L and wait a week.

 

[moodmuzik75]

Im screwed damn i usually get my haircut on Saturdays , ive been on my bummy swag all december so i desperately need a cut but my barber is def going to be OD hungover if he even opens the shop tomorrow . my barber drinks at like 9 am on a regular Saturday so i can imagine him tomorrow. i guess ill take the L and wait a week.

 

[king x riece]

Let's see your head game, i'll tell you if the wait was worth it.

 

[king x riece]

Let's see your head game, i'll tell you if the wait was worth it.

 

[ripyzyz]

Originally Posted by KING x RIECE

Let's see your head game, i'll tell you if the wait was worth it.

 

[ripyzyz]

Originally Posted by KING x RIECE

Let's see your head game, i'll tell you if the wait was worth it.

 

[kaycurrency]

Originally Posted by KING x RIECE

Let's see your head game, i'll tell you if the wait was worth it.

 

[kaycurrency]

Originally Posted by KING x RIECE

Let's see your head game, i'll tell you if the wait was worth it.

 

[TheGodFresco]

Originally Posted by KING x RIECE

Let's see your head game, i'll tell you if the wait was worth it.

 

[TheGodFresco]

Originally Posted by KING x RIECE

Let's see your head game, i'll tell you if the wait was worth it.

 

[patrick bateman]

Originally Posted by KING x RIECE

Let's see your head game, i'll tell you if the wait was worth it.

 

[patrick bateman]

Originally Posted by KING x RIECE

Let's see your head game, i'll tell you if the wait was worth it.

 

[rawex5]

KSteezy and Diego...the softest tag team since Goldust and Luna Vachon.

I'm sure everyone remembers that thread.

Post yours.

 

[lol]

Most photoshop threads are funny hell.

 

[rawex5]

Originally Posted by lol

Most photoshop threads are funny hell.

True, but I'm taking about what someone wrote. No .gifs, PS, etc.

 

[iYen]

Cwrite trashing Ninjahood.

The op of this thread said his step brother took his expensive headphones while he was at his house.
Someone posted something like "He took his headphones but little did he know, he was going to get the Beats."

Almost everything posted in the ninjahood twitter thread.

 

[kramer]

"meth and lambchop are besties" -Ninjahood

 

[veintisiete]

it was actually a topic headline.

"Would you rather suck a **** or have yours cut off?"

had me cracking up for DAYS

 

[nash]

That story about how the dude walked in on his girl giving some dude head, at which point he dropped to his knees and the dude said something like "my sperm on your girls face looks better than your son" and they started fighting.

 

[bamez]

Spider bank overdraft story.

Smush

 

[p0tat0 5alad]

Originally Posted by Nash

That story about how the dude walked in on his girl giving some dude head, at which point he dropped to his knees and the dude said something like "my sperm on your girls face looks better than your son" and they started fighting.

yeah, that was effed up 

 

[elpablo21]

Imagine punching somebody so hard that they turned into a door. Then you found out that’s where ALL doors come from, and you got initiated into a murder club that makes doors. The stronger you punch, the better the door. So there are like super strong murderers who punch people into Venetian doors and $#!%.

 

[syxth element]

Originally Posted by Nash

That story about how the dude walked in on his girl giving some dude head, at which point he dropped to his knees and the dude said something like "my sperm on your girls face looks better than your son" and they started fighting.

That was classic even though the story was ducktales 

 

[damnitzdom]

I remember the original "why you breathing so hard?" thread. I've never laughed so hard over something on NT.

 

[bruce negro]

If we can list threads, I'd say the first Air Her Out thread and the first or second Embarrassing Sexual Encounters thread. Tears were had.