Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples

[darius3668]

lol thats crazy

 

[marv machamp]

[Lil Wayne]Scaarryy!![Lil Wayne]

We're all aminals.

 

[mangudai954]

Originally Posted by TimCity2000

wasn't there a thread on NT a year or two ago titled "Yo, where can I copp a penguin? those things are madd funny"... or something like that. haha.

Yea like 20 of them. Dudes killed it

 

[dearwinter219]

Originally Posted by fraij da 5 11

Those penguins are going to hell.

That's so funny so many different ways

. This threadis A-E-I-O-U-mazing.

 

[frank 7he t4nk]

Originally Posted by FIRST B0RN

Originally Posted by Craftsy21

Obviously these penguins choose to live this lifestyle.

What you did there.....










I see it

 

[freddypee]

Originally Posted by DearWinter219

Originally Posted by fraij da 5 11

Those penguins are going to hell.

That's so funny so many different ways

. This thread is A-E-I-O-U-mazing.

This killed me

 

[18key]

I was laughing before I even read the article

 

[h4ppytime harry]

baby-snatchin homopenguins, i done heard it all

 

[b0ssldy]

hahahah, gooood one.

 

[DownByLaw]

Gives "Happy Feet" a whole new meaning

 

[rko2004]

But the deception has been noticed by other penguins at the zoo, who have ostracised the gay couple from their group. Now keepers have decided to segregate the pair of three-year-old male birds to avoid disrupting the rest of the community during the hatching season.
They were listening to Katy Perry probably.

And they stole it from the straight penguins

 

[alchemiss]

Wait this is real?

I thought it was from the Onion or something

-dead-

 

[eight2one]

 

[parada45]

The Life of a penguin is such a struggle. Anyone ever see March of the Penguins?

 

[lobotomybeats]

RKO2004 wrote:

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Let me clear this up. I love THEM as penguins. But I'm disgusted with the ACT of homosexuality. Yes Jesus said Love your fellow Penguins. I love them which is why I'm trying to spread the word. Jesus also said Keep my fathers word and Love him with all your heart and soul. Loving God is listening to God. God said do not lie with a male penguin as if that male penguin were a female penguin. Yes we are all sinners but we all don't purposely live in sin. Thats what I want to help the gay penguins avoid. Jesus spread his fathers word so now its wrong that I do it. Don't quote me but I think I have the right and the duty to warn penguins. The truth hurts. Believe me I know. Jesus pissed people off too but He kept on preaching to penguins. And I'm worried about myself. I'm trying to help my neighbor penguin as I would help myself. It may piss people off but they need to know the message. Don't they? Oh and knowing and repenting of your sins and working to astray from sin is different than saying "oh well I'm a sinning penguin so I'm going to keep doing it because I want to". Oh and Jesus didn't say "let your fellow penguin go without knowing my word". So what now?

 

[april lee]

hahahahahaha, funny lil dudes

 

[kyrac2]

 

[yimoney23]

 

[jsindaa]

 

[kb8sandiego]

Originally Posted by FIRST B0RN

Gives "Happy Feet" a whole new meaning

 

[quik1987]

Those penguins need Jesus in their lives.

 

[alchemiss]

 

[kb8sandiego]

"It's not discrimination. We have to fence them separately, otherwise the whole group will be disturbed during hatching time," he added.
Waits for people to protest that it is discrimination and that it's taking away their rights.

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by lobotomybeats

RKO2004 wrote:

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Let me clear this up. I love THEM as penguins. But I'm disgusted with the ACT of homosexuality. Yes Jesus said Love your fellow Penguins. I love them which is why I'm trying to spread the word. Jesus also said Keep my fathers word and Love him with all your heart and soul. Loving God is listening to God. God said do not lie with a male penguin as if that male penguin were a female penguin. Yes we are all sinners but we all don't purposely live in sin. Thats what I want to help the gay penguins avoid. Jesus spread his fathers word so now its wrong that I do it. Don't quote me but I think I have the right and the duty to warn penguins. The truth hurts. Believe me I know. Jesus pissed people off too but He kept on preaching to penguins. And I'm worried about myself. I'm trying to help my neighbor penguin as I would help myself. It may piss people off but they need to know the message. Don't they? Oh and knowing and repenting of your sins and working to astray from sin is different than saying "oh well I'm a sinning penguin so I'm going to keep doing it because I want to". Oh and Jesus didn't say "let your fellow penguin go without knowing my word". So what now?

IS THIS SARCASM? CAUSE I'M DYING RIGHT NOW

 

[antonlavey]

BDW not only gay penguins steal eggs...penguins who couldn't find a mate during mating season do as well.