Gay penguins steal eggs from straight couples

[lobotomybeats]

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by lobotomybeats

RKO2004 wrote:

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Let me clear this up. I love THEM as penguins. But I'm disgusted with the ACT of homosexuality. Yes Jesus said Love your fellow Penguins. I love them which is why I'm trying to spread the word. Jesus also said Keep my fathers word and Love him with all your heart and soul. Loving God is listening to God. God said do not lie with a male penguin as if that male penguin were a female penguin. Yes we are all sinners but we all don't purposely live in sin. Thats what I want to help the gay penguins avoid. Jesus spread his fathers word so now its wrong that I do it. Don't quote me but I think I have the right and the duty to warn penguins. The truth hurts. Believe me I know. Jesus pissed people off too but He kept on preaching to penguins. And I'm worried about myself. I'm trying to help my neighbor penguin as I would help myself. It may piss people off but they need to know the message. Don't they? Oh and knowing and repenting of your sins and working to astray from sin is different than saying "oh well I'm a sinning penguin so I'm going to keep doing it because I want to". Oh and Jesus didn't say "let your fellow penguin go without knowing my word". So what now?

IS THIS SARCASM? CAUSE I'M DYING RIGHT NOW

well, in fairness, I only added the word "penguin" to make it apropos. The rest is all the work of one RKO2004. It was his dissertation in the Prop8 thread. Sad, eh?

 

[deepinthajeep]

Originally Posted by TimCity2000

wasn't there a thread on NT a year or two ago titled "Yo, where can I copp a penguin? those things are madd funny"... or something like that. haha.

Hahahaha. I remember that thread!!!!!!

Could you imagine what the ladies would do for you knowin you have a pet penguin?? I can hear her now....

"awwwww he's so cute"

 

[sneakerhead401]

oh sweet Jesus I haven'tlaughed this hard in awhile

 

[DownByLaw]

Originally Posted by lobotomybeats

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by lobotomybeats

RKO2004 wrote:

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Let me clear this up. I love THEM as penguins. But I'm disgusted with the ACT of homosexuality. Yes Jesus said Love your fellow Penguins. I love them which is why I'm trying to spread the word. Jesus also said Keep my fathers word and Love him with all your heart and soul. Loving God is listening to God. God said do not lie with a male penguin as if that male penguin were a female penguin. Yes we are all sinners but we all don't purposely live in sin. Thats what I want to help the gay penguins avoid. Jesus spread his fathers word so now its wrong that I do it. Don't quote me but I think I have the right and the duty to warn penguins. The truth hurts. Believe me I know. Jesus pissed people off too but He kept on preaching to penguins. And I'm worried about myself. I'm trying to help my neighbor penguin as I would help myself. It may piss people off but they need to know the message. Don't they? Oh and knowing and repenting of your sins and working to astray from sin is different than saying "oh well I'm a sinning penguin so I'm going to keep doing it because I want to". Oh and Jesus didn't say "let your fellow penguin go without knowing my word". So what now?

IS THIS SARCASM? CAUSE I'M DYING RIGHT NOW

well, in fairness, I only added the word "penguin" to make it apropos. The rest is all the work of one RKO2004. It was his dissertation in the Prop8 thread. Sad, eh?


The sad thing is I can actually see him posting that......about penguins

 

[pull a fredo]

Originally Posted by FIRST B0RN

Waits for the Christians to come in and say that these penguins are going to hell

Or Muslims and Jews, amongst other religions, with their respective versions of "hell"...


...just saying.

 

[westillballin]

Originally Posted by FIRST B0RN

Gives "Happy Feet" a whole new meaning

 

[shoehefner5]

 

[iluvjordanxi]

Originally Posted by Forgot About Jae

WHERE CAN I COPPPP ?!

wth are you talking about?

 

[jpthe3]

 

[inine5]

first they wanna change our laws and now they want my eggs!!!...dammit!!!!

 

[jawnyquest]

Originally Posted by lobotomybeats

RKO2004 wrote:

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Let me clear this up. I love THEM as penguins. But I'm disgusted with the ACT of homosexuality. Yes Jesus said Love your fellow Penguins. I love them which is why I'm trying to spread the word. Jesus also said Keep my fathers word and Love him with all your heart and soul. Loving God is listening to God. God said do not lie with a male penguin as if that male penguin were a female penguin. Yes we are all sinners but we all don't purposely live in sin. Thats what I want to help the gay penguins avoid. Jesus spread his fathers word so now its wrong that I do it. Don't quote me but I think I have the right and the duty to warn penguins. The truth hurts. Believe me I know. Jesus pissed people off too but He kept on preaching to penguins. And I'm worried about myself. I'm trying to help my neighbor penguin as I would help myself. It may piss people off but they need to know the message. Don't they? Oh and knowing and repenting of your sins and working to astray from sin is different than saying "oh well I'm a sinning penguin so I'm going to keep doing it because I want to". Oh and Jesus didn't say "let your fellow penguin go without knowing my word". So what now?

 

[rko2004]

Originally Posted by FIRST B0RN

Originally Posted by lobotomybeats

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by lobotomybeats

RKO2004 wrote:

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Let me clear this up. I love THEM as penguins. But I'm disgusted with the ACT of homosexuality. Yes Jesus said Love your fellow Penguins. I love them which is why I'm trying to spread the word. Jesus also said Keep my fathers word and Love him with all your heart and soul. Loving God is listening to God. God said do not lie with a male penguin as if that male penguin were a female penguin. Yes we are all sinners but we all don't purposely live in sin. Thats what I want to help the gay penguins avoid. Jesus spread his fathers word so now its wrong that I do it. Don't quote me but I think I have the right and the duty to warn penguins. The truth hurts. Believe me I know. Jesus pissed people off too but He kept on preaching to penguins. And I'm worried about myself. I'm trying to help my neighbor penguin as I would help myself. It may piss people off but they need to know the message. Don't they? Oh and knowing and repenting of your sins and working to astray from sin is different than saying "oh well I'm a sinning penguin so I'm going to keep doing it because I want to". Oh and Jesus didn't say "let your fellow penguin go without knowing my word". So what now?

IS THIS SARCASM? CAUSE I'M DYING RIGHT NOW

well, in fairness, I only added the word "penguin" to make it apropos. The rest is all the work of one RKO2004. It was his dissertation in the Prop8 thread. Sad, eh?

The sad thing is I can actually see him posting that......about penguins

Oh man you guys crack me up. Keep it going I'm havinga ball. Have fun

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