Ghetto stories/habbits

[buggz05]

Refried bean sammich.

Washing dishes with boiled shampoo water.

Spaghetti sauce made out of ketchup and sugar.

 

[alkatrez]

Some of the things posted are "ghetto", but there are quite a few that are just nasty and lazy..... :x

I drink the milk out of the bowl once the cereal is gone. Not wasting a drop.

 

[88th]

kool aid
plastic bags from stores=trash bags at home
when a shampoo/body wash is gone, i fill it up with water and continue to use it
a lot of powdered drinks
pinching the **** out of the toothpaste tube
eat a lot of sandwiches and make creations out of them so you don't get bored, same with cereals
switching prices at stores so you buy them cheaper
walmart

I do all of these except that price switching.

 

[shatterkneesinc]

Axe aka instant shower

i thought it was aka puerto rican shower

 

[ham city]

qft

Axe aka instant shower

Grimey ****** will remain grimey ****** always 

 

[zapatohead408]

Dem dryer sheets taped to a fan for air freshener doe

I can't eem, oh man. I cried when I read that.

-I used the house broom to get the snow of my whip this morning.
-wearing the same socks for 3 days.
-Dat bootleg cable
-Cd man, dvd man, barber, booster all in one
- i give my sister $200 for her bridge card (michigan ebt) every month, its 400 on there
-No hair grease, no problem good ole lotion
-**** frames, tape pictures to the wall
-Hot sauce wit them beef rameons
-Picks tee up.off the floor, obsrves for stains, sniffs armpits, puts on

Fam, oh man. This is an extreme.

 

[mr marcus]

Axe aka instant shower

qft

 

[just reason]

During the summer I used to sing into the fan.. way before tpain..
Used to mix ketchup and mayo for that exclusive "pink sauce" for fish or burgers..
When my batteries died while playing Pokemon I used to put them in the freezer..

 

[grizzly hebert]

Some of you ****** is just nasty.

 

[harlemtothebronx]

Cutting the toothpaste in half to get the last bit.

Washing all my clothes in the bathtub with shampoo.

Also, for future reference, when you run out of toilet paper, and have to improvise with the yellow pages or newspaper (newspaper was usually my go-to since it was always in the bathroom) you gotta get a few drops of water on that thing. Also flush after every piece. Can't be risking clogging the toilet cause there was no plunger. You can use a two liter bottle to clear the clog, though.

 

[Mound Raised]

I used to live next door to the candy lady.
Cop food stamps off a few hood chiks each month.
Pulling the bball goal to the street 20 ninjas can hoop on one goal.
Hoops with milk crates.
Catch a girl get a girl.
Get like me.
Strawberry.
Syrup sammiches.

 

[omgitswes]

Risking getting AMONIA waiting for jordans

Son, what the hell is amonia and why did you put it in all caps

 

[thadocta]

Risking getting AMONIA waiting for jordans

Son, what the hell is amonia and why did you put it in all caps

He meant pneumonia

 

[SC kid]

- putting newports and lil debbie snacks in the freezer.
- wrap roger wood sausages in tin foil, place iron on top.
- puttin taaka vodka in a brita water filter
-no x mas tree just gifts
- old heads givin u a hard time for smokin black n milds or cigs but real quick to hit that blunt.
- using that paper that comes with sneakers to roll up.
- freakin the black n mild.
- condoms from the abortion clinic.
- puttin da sac under da sac and tucking your pants into your socks so if the poluce tell u to spread em da sac drops safely.
- no laces in shoes other than adidas superstars.
- they play music with the curse words inside the gas station.
- miller high life 40 oz and hot funions.
- using ebt to buy clothes at city trends
- the kfc sells single pieces of chicken
- pistols stored AND shot in plastic bags.
- girls at the mall in curlers.
- the chinese lady at the weave store that gives no dambs.
- put a slice of cheese on a honeybun....microwave for 13 seconds.
- all cereal in plastic bags no boxes.
- lotion has more than 5 purposes.
- anyone that says "lookin at tv" when u ask them what theyre doing.
- jail rules spades and pitty pat

 

[beh235]

I don't see this ending well

I was gonna say, I think I'll watch this one from a distance.

Exactly

 

[JayDean03]

My fridge went out. So I use my freezer as a fridge with the temp down. Shrug

 

[JayDean03]

X2

 

[water]

Axe aka instant shower

qft

 Axe though 

 

[AtticusFinch]

-I used the house broom to get the snow of my whip this morning.
-wearing the same socks for 3 days.
-Dat bootleg cable
-Cd man, dvd man, barber, booster all in one
- i give my sister $200 for her bridge card (michigan ebt) every month, its 400 on there
-No hair grease, no problem good ole lotion
-**** frames, tape pictures to the wall
-Hot sauce wit them beef ramens
-Picks tee up.off the floor, observes for stains, sniffs armpits, puts on

Dem Nike Elite socks can go bout a week without stinking

 

[160jordansdeep]

you aint about that ghetto/project life unless you seen cockroaches crawling on the ceiling

or if you aint getting the asthma from the led paint on the walls

dont forget the ghetto chinese take out's

remember buying nickel bags and paying 50 cents for white owl's phillies and 75 cents for dutches

 

[firmeporvida]

Sticking a fork in a hotdog then cooking (burning) it over an open stove.

 

[shloob]

When I'm out of bread (or it's expired), I use Eggo Waffles as a substitute for sandwiches.

bruh 

Not sure if ghetto but, i wear basketball shorts under everything. Jeans, Slacks, going to work, smaller basketball shorts over those longer jordan shorts. you never know when people are trying to hoop, you must be prepared. 

 

[cashbanks]

"- put a slice of cheese on a honeybun....microwave for 13 seconds"

the nastiest **** I've ever heard of just disgusting

 

[water]

"- put a slice of cheese on a honeybun....microwave for 13 seconds"

the nastiest **** I've ever heard of just disgusting

My thoughts exactly. What you trying to make. 

 

 

 

[cashbanks]

My thoughts exactly. What you trying to make. :x  :x  :x

a **** sandwich