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This.Originally Posted by mytmouse76
how do you know this isn't just the rough spot all long term relationships hit?
i say you let the girl go to london and don't even bother with her...
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This.Originally Posted by mytmouse76
how do you know this isn't just the rough spot all long term relationships hit?
i say you let the girl go to london and don't even bother with her...
hahaha stupid %$@ story sounded like something out of a Nas rapOriginally Posted by frostythepoptart
Originally Posted by iBlink
You serenade the other girl for the next two weeks. Make her fall madly in love with you. Ditch your current girlfriend. You won't need her by the end of this.
Spend as much time possible with the new girl. Share your most intimate secrets with her. Here's where it gets tricky.
Two days before she leaves for London, drive a couple towns over. Rob a bank (or a local convenience store, your choice). Make her your accomplice. Promise her that you two will be able to live happily ever after.
Make passionate love to her for the next day and a half. The next morning, leave her in the hotel room. Put a note beside her pillow. Tell her to take the cash and go to London. Let her know you're really a spy fro the French. Tell her you will meet her in London in exactly two days two blocks away from big Ben.
She leaves and takes the cash. You never go to London. Fly to Amsterdam;is legal. She gets caught at customs. You switched the money with marked bills.
She goes to jail. You live it up in Sweden; the girls are hotter over there.My dude.
This was seriously the most entertaining thing I've ever read on NT.Originally Posted by iBlink
You serenade the other girl for the next two weeks. Make her fall madly in love with you. Ditch your current girlfriend. You won't need her by the end of this.
Spend as much time possible with the new girl. Share your most intimate secrets with her. Here's where it gets tricky.
Two days before she leaves for London, drive a couple towns over. Rob a bank (or a local convenience store, your choice). Make her your accomplice. Promise her that you two will be able to live happily ever after.
Make passionate love to her for the next day and a half. The next morning, leave her in the hotel room. Put a note beside her pillow. Tell her to take the cash and go to London. Let her know you're really a spy fro the French. Tell her you will meet her in London in exactly two days two blocks away from big Ben.
She leaves and takes the cash. You never go to London. Fly to Amsterdam;is legal. She gets caught at customs. You switched the money with marked bills.
She goes to jail. You live it up in Sweden; the girls are hotter over there.
thisOriginally Posted by West2East
She's moving to London. Why would you break up with your girl just to have something you won't be able to really have? You're just going to swap the headaches of a 3 year relationship for the headaches of an international long distance relationship. You're better off just being alone and avoiding the headaches altogether.
Originally Posted by I AM NAS
hahaha stupid %$@ story sounded like something out of a Nas rapOriginally Posted by frostythepoptart
Originally Posted by iBlink
You serenade the other girl for the next two weeks. Make her fall madly in love with you. Ditch your current girlfriend. You won't need her by the end of this.
Spend as much time possible with the new girl. Share your most intimate secrets with her. Here's where it gets tricky.
Two days before she leaves for London, drive a couple towns over. Rob a bank (or a local convenience store, your choice). Make her your accomplice. Promise her that you two will be able to live happily ever after.
Make passionate love to her for the next day and a half. The next morning, leave her in the hotel room. Put a note beside her pillow. Tell her to take the cash and go to London. Let her know you're really a spy fro the French. Tell her you will meet her in London in exactly two days two blocks away from big Ben.
She leaves and takes the cash. You never go to London. Fly to Amsterdam;is legal. She gets caught at customs. You switched the money with marked bills.
She goes to jail. You live it up in Sweden; the girls are hotter over there.My dude.
but OP, if you can smash with zero ZERO chance of getting caught... then why not?... but i think your gf is way hotter... can we have some MOAR pics? real or fake bewbs?