Good excuses to get out of work for 2 weeks?

[mel lastman is good]

I want to take 2 weeks off of work because I'm tired of my job and I want some time off. I already used up all my vacation and sick time so thosearen't options.

I thought about telling them that I have a sick relative and I need to spend time with them for a few weeks.

Any other more convincing excuses? I dont want to use something where they ask me for proof (i.e. doctor's note, etc.)

 

[doosta45]

I thought about telling them that I have a sick relative and I need to spend time with them for a few weeks.
karma

 

[young dr0]

just get a doctor's note.

tell them you have to get an extremity amputated .

 

[eye see soles]

You're better off just turning in your two weeks notice.

 

[Pmighty]

tell them your wife is pregnant or some shh idk
two wks tho? good luck

 

[falcon4567]

Joined the French Foreign Legion

 

[mel lastman is good]

Job is pretty stable, it's almost impossible to get fired.

I just wanna keep it for the health benefits.

 

[awwsome]

Smh, in this economy, you should just be glad you have a job.
If you tired of your job, quit and give somebody who actually wants to work an opportunity
Yall lazy dudes disgust me.

 

[mel lastman is good]

Originally Posted by awwsome

If you tired of your job, quit and give somebody who actually wants to work an opportunity

Doesn't really work like that. Company hasn't hired in over a year since they're over-staffed and trying to cut everyone's hours.

 

[ktaylor]

death in the fam?? try not to use this more than once though.. lol

 

[robaf1]

Originally Posted by MEL LASTMAN IS GOOD

Originally Posted by awwsome

If you tired of your job, quit and give somebody who actually wants to work an opportunity

Doesn't really work like that. Company hasn't hired in over a year since they're over-staffed and trying to cut everyone's hours.

ask them to cut your hours, 336 of them.

 

[seniosoul]

yea man companies are already cutting hours b.c of the recession... get your lazy %@* in gear and take you %@* to work

 

[boxer]

Originally Posted by MEL LASTMAN IS GOOD

Originally Posted by awwsome

If you tired of your job, quit and give somebody who actually wants to work an opportunity

Doesn't really work like that. Company hasn't hired in over a year since they're over-staffed and trying to cut everyone's hours.

you're still just trying to rationalize your laziness. everybody would like to get a little extra time off, but not many are lame enough tolook for excuses on message boards.

sounds like your spectacular work ethic will likely result in the lack of a job soon enough anyway. then you'll have all the time in the world.

 

[whph10]

Diarrhea.

 

[alleniversonfan01]

Have someone call in and say you are dead. Then after the two weeks just come back like nothing happened.

 

[dendanskesimon]

Originally Posted by awwsome

Smh, in this economy, you should just be glad you have a job.
If you tired of your job, quit and give somebody who actually wants to work an opportunity
Yall lazy dudes disgust me.

 

[king beef]

Seriously I can understand trying to miss a day or two. But two weeks off of a lie? C'mon man. Millions of people would kill for a job right now

 

[josebronx]

You're better off just turning in your two weeks notice.

 

[gorjess]

Hope that karma does not come and kick you in the @!$ but.....
Say that a ______ ( a cousin, aunt, uncle etc ) is undergoing an emergency operation and the rest of your family vacationing that you only got a one daynotice. Say that you have to take care of them and if needed you can get a written up letter explaining your ____'s condidtion ( that sh*t can be made upon your computer, "Dr. Colins". ) sign the bottem with a bogus signature & put the MAIN number to a hospital like 40 miles away from your area.They will NEVER be able to reach any doctor just by name if the hospital is large enough and the name is common

 

[venom lyrix]

^ experience??

 

[sneakerfan93]

Originally Posted by seniosoul

yea man companies are already cutting hours b.c of the recession... get your lazy %@* in gear and take you %@* to work

 

[ktaylor]

Originally Posted by gORJESS

Hope that karma does not come and kick you in the @!$ but.....
Say that a ______ ( a cousin, aunt, uncle etc ) is undergoing an emergency operation and the rest of your family vacationing that you only got a one day notice. Say that you have to take care of them and if needed you can get a written up letter explaining your ____'s condidtion ( that sh*t can be made up on your computer, "Dr. Colins". ) sign the bottem with a bogus signature & put the MAIN number to a hospital like 40 miles away from your area. They will NEVER be able to reach any doctor just by name if the hospital is large enough and the name is common

elaboration on my idea ftw

 

[trueballer507]

Where you live at? Ill work those 2 weeks for you.

 

[nikfiend]

We in a recession fam..this ain't no time to play

 

[romeo0o]

mild case of bronchitis.