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Dude was talkin bout salt, you were talkin bout yambz. Your fault, b.
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I don't get why you interpreted this as a d reference? Sounds like he was just trying to make a dumb joke about the term pepper.Coworker: and afterwards, she if she wants some salt
Me: you was waiting on that huh? Lulz
Are you married?Dude was talkin bout salt, you were talkin bout yambz. Your fault, b.
Are you married?Dude was talkin bout salt, you were talkin bout yambz. Your fault, b.
Because if so let someone walk up to your wife and say he'll give her the salt shaker.
Then just walk off.
Record it too b
White folks.... I don't get them therefore I don't associate with them.
But at the same time it's 37 year old white male whose an analyst and plays volleyball in his free time I could definitely see him viewing that as a salt and pepper jokeAre you married?
Because if so let someone walk up to your wife and say he'll give her the salt shaker.
Then just walk off.
Record it too b
I took it that way because he's been there before...
He will sometimes ask me to walk with him to the bank because he's 5'8" 160 and his bank is in a black neighborhood...
Dead *** SRS...
He's said something along those lines before... (Him getting my yambs)
Guess we were on different pages...
I didn't think about the salt angle y'all are talking about...
But o don't know if he was either
I'm a dude, famb.
Man, the only salt invalid was how salty he was you said that out in public with females around knowing he fits the stereotype.I took it that way because he's been there before...
He will sometimes ask me to walk with him to the bank because he's 5'8" 160 and his bank is in a black neighborhood...
Dead *** SRS...
He's said something along those lines before... (Him getting my yambs)
Guess we were on different pages...
I didn't think about the salt angle y'all are talking about...
But o don't know if he was either
Yall bugginOP need to get his mind out the damn gutter, bout to lose his job because he think everything about "yambs"
Sexually harassed that man smh
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defriend him on facebook. or kill him.
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Give us more yolorenzo storiesEthering annoying co-workers is the great American pastime though.
Used to work in the dietary department at a hospital. The executive chef was one of those dudes that peaked in high school that would brag about all the "important" people he knew/was friends with. He used to love bringing up the fact that one of his friends was a boxer.
One night we're serving dinner on the tray line and the following dialogue ensues:
Chef: Guys, turn on HBO when you get home. My friend is gonna be fighting tonight.
Me: Oh ****... I didn't know Bumfights is on HBO now.
The whole kitchen starts laughing, particularly Lorenzo (from Crazy Stories from your Job fame http://niketalk.com/t/514373/crazy-stories-from-your-job/60#post_16635824). It got to the point where Lorenzo was laughing so much that he got pulled off the tray line and lectured about how it's not polite to laugh at the executive chef.
He finally get married???
Gotta be something wrong with her.More pics of the wifeGive us more yolorenzo storiesEthering annoying co-workers is the great American pastime though.
Used to work in the dietary department at a hospital. The executive chef was one of those dudes that peaked in high school that would brag about all the "important" people he knew/was friends with. He used to love bringing up the fact that one of his friends was a boxer.
One night we're serving dinner on the tray line and the following dialogue ensues:
Chef: Guys, turn on HBO when you get home. My friend is gonna be fighting tonight.
Me: Oh ****... I didn't know Bumfights is on HBO now.
The whole kitchen starts laughing, particularly Lorenzo (from Crazy Stories from your Job fame http://niketalk.com/t/514373/crazy-stories-from-your-job/60#post_16635824). It got to the point where Lorenzo was laughing so much that he got pulled off the tray line and lectured about how it's not polite to laugh at the executive chef.
He finally get married???
Read it as a salt & pepper joke too.
Ur come back was lame bruh. Your delivery had to be off too cause thats too long of a come back. Shouldve just said "Well your girl ate my meat"Back story...
Coworker is a 37 y/o white dude... We're both analysts at my job...
He invites me out to play volleyball with his team... So I show up...
We were talking, and I say "I'm not very good.. I took some tips from my girl. She used to play volleyball in college"
Lady: well, next time you see her,.. Tell her you want to pepper
(Pepper is a volleyball term of shooting around in basketball)
Me: aight cool
Here's where he comes in, jokingly, and I come back
Coworker: and afterwards, she if she wants some salt
Me: you was waiting on that huh? Lulz
Coworker: yep
Me: she might say the salt shaker ain't big enough... They never stack to to the pepper shakers anyway. That's why chicks always have pepper on deck.
Coworker got RUSTLED. Dude was all "damn Fontaine.. That's just disgusting man.". Then his face got all red.
I'm over here like " what... You just said you trying to smash my chick "
He responds with "I was just playing man. You went to far"
I'm wee-bey'in because the white chick we were standing with just stood there... Couldn't tell who's side she was on.
I don't think I went too far. What y'all think?