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While I agree that the comeback was a little too wordy to have any sort of "zing" to it, your comeback is the equivalent of this scene:Ur come back was lame bruh. Your delivery had to be off too cause thats too long of a come back. Shouldve just said "Well your girl ate my meat"Back story...
Coworker is a 37 y/o white dude... We're both analysts at my job...
He invites me out to play volleyball with his team... So I show up...
We were talking, and I say "I'm not very good.. I took some tips from my girl. She used to play volleyball in college"
Lady: well, next time you see her,.. Tell her you want to pepper
(Pepper is a volleyball term of shooting around in basketball)
Me: aight cool
Here's where he comes in, jokingly, and I come back
Coworker: and afterwards, she if she wants some salt
Me: you was waiting on that huh? Lulz
Coworker: yep
Me: she might say the salt shaker ain't big enough... They never stack to to the pepper shakers anyway. That's why chicks always have pepper on deck.
Coworker got RUSTLED. Dude was all "damn Fontaine.. That's just disgusting man.". Then his face got all red.
I'm over here like " what... You just said you trying to smash my chick "
He responds with "I was just playing man. You went to far"
I'm wee-bey'in because the white chick we were standing with just stood there... Couldn't tell who's side she was on.
I don't think I went too far. What y'all think?