Hahahah - Man Looking @ NBADraft.Net's Comparisons Is TOO Funny

[DCAllAfrican]

Starting with year 2000; man they HAVE to just compare these folks based on looks.

Look for yourself and point out the funnies - http://www.nbadraft.net/history.asp -

 

[doublejs07]

My favorite....(he shall remain nameless)

NBA Comparison: Michael Jordan

Strengths: Special player. Extremly gifted athlete. Great ball handler. Very advanced shooter and scorer for his age. A showstopper. Can play the 1 or 2. Won the McDonald's High School dunk contest. Super character. As NBA ready as any HS player in his class.

 

[715 asterisk]

Oh you mean the "Locksmith"?

Comparing him to Jordan, wow that's an insult to Stevenson's greatness.

 

[adidas all day i dream about shoes]

Try and guess this one (from last year):

NBA Comparison: Chris Webber (less athletic)

 

[addict4sneakers]

^ josh mcroberts

 

[juvedagreat]

Adam Morrison-

NBA Comparison: Larry Bird

 

[adidas all day i dream about shoes]

Let's be honest: you didn't guess that.

 

[715 asterisk]

I like this one

NBA Comparison: Fred Jones (more height, less skills)
How the @!$# do you have less skills than FredJones?

 

[truthgetsbusy]

Player: Travis Outlaw

NBA Comparison: Darius Miles

Oh the irony...

 

[eemmwhy]

Player: DeSagana Diop
Comparison: [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Bob Lanier

Player: Tyson Chandler
Comparison: Rasheed Wallace

Did Tyson play on the perimeter in HS or something, shooting 3s? He doesn't even have a 15 foot jumper.
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[carlos tevez]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Kwame Brown[/font] [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
[/font] [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Birthdate:[/font] [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]3/10/82[/font]
[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]NBA Position: Power Forward
College: None
Class: HS Senior
Ht: 6-11[/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Wt: 240

[/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]NBA Comparison: Kevin Garnett

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[ussjme]

joe johnson is 6'9? really?

 

[true 3 blue]

@ the knicks throughout the years

 

[i nasmatic i]

why does every talented 6'8 white small forward get compared to larry bird

 

[nbadotcom]

Luke Ridnour
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[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]NBA Comparison:[/font] [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]John Stockton[/font]
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[/td] [td][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Mike Dunleavy, Jr.[/font][/td] [/tr][/table]
NBA Comparison: Larry Bird

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[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]NBA Comparison: Shaquille O'Neal[/font]
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[/td] [td][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Sagana Diop
[/font][/td] [/tr][/table]NBA Comparison: Bob Lanier

 

[baik]

[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]NBAComparison: Michael Olowokandi
what a slap in the face....

NBA comparison: Kwame Brown
another slap in the face
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[addict4sneakers]

Originally Posted by adidas All Day I Dream About Shoes

Let's be honest: you didn't guess that.

i read nbadraft.net like its my job

 

[5am6oody72]

Eddie Griffin
Birthdate: 5/30/82
NBA Position: SF/PF
College: Seton Hall
Class: Freshman
Ht: 6-9
Wt: 220

NBA Comparison: Tim Duncan

And they compared Brendan Haywood to Olowokandi

I'd be insulted.

 

[mjdalegend]

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[/td] [td][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Marcus Fizer
Birthdate: 8/10/78
NBA Position: Power Forward
College: Iowa St.
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Ht:[/font] [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]6-8
Wt:[/font] [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]265
Hometow[/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]n:[/font] [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Arcadia, LA
High School:[/font] [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Arcadia[/font][/td] [/tr][/table]
[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]NBA comparison:Charles Barkley

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[/td] [td][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Jerome Moiso
Birthdate: 6/15/78
NBA Position: Power Forward
College: UCLA
Class: Sophomore
Ht: 6-10[/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Wt: 235[/font][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
Hometown: Abymes, Guadeloupe, France
High School:[/font] [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Milford Academy[/font][/td] [/tr][/table][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]NBA Comparison: KevinGarnett[/font]
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[/td] [td][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Francisco Garcia
Birthdate: 12/31/81
NBA Position: Shooting Guard
College: Louisville
Class: Junior
Ht: 6-7
Wt:[/font] [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]190
Hometown: Dominican Republic
High School:[/font] [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Winchendon School[/font] [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
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[/td] [td][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Omar Cook
Birthdate: 1/28/82
NBA Position: Point Guard
College: St. John's
Class: Freshman
Ht:[/font] [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]6-1
Wt:[/font] [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]180
Hometown: Brooklyn, NY
High School:[/font] [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Christ The King[/font][/td] [/tr][/table][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]NBA Comparison: Jason Kidd

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Nene Hilario
Birthdate: 9/13/82
NBA Position: Power Forward
Ht: 6-10
Wt: 260
Team: Vasco da Gama
Hometown: Sao Carlos, Brazil
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And my favorite goes to ...

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[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Amare Stoudemire[/font] [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]
[/font] [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Birthdate:[/font] [font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]11/16/82[/font]
[font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]NBA Position: Power Forward
College: NBA
Class: HS Senior
Ht: 6-9
Wt: 245
Hometown: Lake Wales, FL
High School: Cypress Creek
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[/td] [/tr][/table][font=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]NBA Comparison: Ben Wallace

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[adidas all day i dream about shoes]

Moiso.

Forgot all about that dude.

 

[scuba15]

Shannon Brown

NBA Comparison: Gilbert Arenas

 

[franchise3]

Whatever happened to Fizer?

 

[mw2889]

^Playing in Europe. He could score pretty well.

 

[japanair21]

Player: Josh Howard
Comparison: James Posey

Player: Anderson Varejao
Comparison: Drew Gooden (ironic,

)

Player: Josh Smith
Comparison: Vince Carter (/w heart )

Player: Dwight Howard
Comparison: Kwame Brown

Player: Dan Dickau
Comparison: Jason Terry (Better shooting version)

Player: Yao Ming
Comparison: Rik Smits

Player: Gerald Green
Comparison: Tracy McGrady

Player: Aaron Afflalo
Comparison: Raja Bell (not bad,

)

PLayer: Kevin Durant
Comparison: Tracy McGrady, Dirk Nowitzki. Them two are nothing like Kevin,

Player: Richard Jefferson
Comparison: Tim Thomas

And.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

hahahahah @ Amare to Ben Wallace