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someone's got to put that story into its own thread. possibly the biggest L of '09
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Originally Posted by Dakingii
Originally Posted by Bowzer Blitz
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Cliffnotes....I think I was violated and had a strange rubbery taste in my mouth...like dirty mail rubberbands.
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Emotionally this past year for me has been embarrassing to me...caught feelings 2 years ago over some broad and that @@+! still bothers me...went to 2008 %!#*+$* out myself with females I really did not want to be around but I got my @@+! off...
This year I told myself can't be losing myself with females I don't care about just because I care about somebody else...so at the last min...Wednesday...I hit up the internet to try to find me a Valentine date...only thing is I work on Saturdays...so I planned accordingly and get sick...said I fell down a flight of stairs...got the idea from some Lifetime abuse movie..anyway...So I find a date...
We spoke on the phone and met up Thursday to make sure we ain't get a case of the angles from each other and the night went a lil better than planned...I was nervous as hell so I hit a personal of that henny hit a Cool J and went on my way...gave me some Neutron...and I was for sure guaranteed some cutty on the 14th.. Get to Saturday....shorty calls me od early in the morning talking about she wants to get up a lil early after she gets her hair and nails done...cool...you only gonna sweat it out...Im in the crib in performing some Dougie practice in the mirror...making sure my forehead to neck game smooth and be on my way...Polo vest....Levis....Eggplant Foams I'm![]()
Get to her crib...she opens the door just rockin some boy shorts some pumps...with her newly installed weave covering the *******..I was G'ed up NT I was about to get it in...sits me on the couch I was lost in her eyes and @@+!....trippin heavy...we sip a few drinks but as we going along I started to feel she was G'in me up like stripper...you know all the grabbin to the inner part of your leg whispering in my ear..all of a sudden the room started to look like I was playing Max Payne and thats all I remember....I wake up on her stoop..fully clothed...like 5 hours later...mean headache...I thought I got checked...but I had my wallet..my BB and my LX....so I got up to walk and I was standing but I couldn't feel my legs...so I lean on a near by car and had this lil pain like over my right shoulder blade so I slide off into a near by building take off my vest..and what not and I was bleeding...like scratch marks in to my shoulder on some Lady Deathstrike @@+!....blood was a lil dry so it happened a min ago...still couldn't feel my legs...
I get home and I get off the train and I peep a new message on my BB....it was a series of pictures of me layed out droolin with the scratch on my back with some unsavory sex toy item on my back...
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brah you have to make this into a seperate thread![]()
Originally Posted by Club29
I played with myself and ate Doritos
Originally Posted by JordanHead2
Originally Posted by Dakingii
Originally Posted by Bowzer Blitz
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Cliffnotes....I think I was violated and had a strange rubbery taste in my mouth...like dirty mail rubberbands.
Story
Emotionally this past year for me has been embarrassing to me...caught feelings 2 years ago over some broad and that @@+! still bothers me...went to 2008 %!#*+$* out myself with females I really did not want to be around but I got my @@+! off...
This year I told myself can't be losing myself with females I don't care about just because I care about somebody else...so at the last min...Wednesday...I hit up the internet to try to find me a Valentine date...only thing is I work on Saturdays...so I planned accordingly and get sick...said I fell down a flight of stairs...got the idea from some Lifetime abuse movie..anyway...So I find a date...
We spoke on the phone and met up Thursday to make sure we ain't get a case of the angles from each other and the night went a lil better than planned...I was nervous as hell so I hit a personal of that henny hit a Cool J and went on my way...gave me some Neutron...and I was for sure guaranteed some cutty on the 14th.. Get to Saturday....shorty calls me od early in the morning talking about she wants to get up a lil early after she gets her hair and nails done...cool...you only gonna sweat it out...Im in the crib in performing some Dougie practice in the mirror...making sure my forehead to neck game smooth and be on my way...Polo vest....Levis....Eggplant Foams I'm![]()
Get to her crib...she opens the door just rockin some boy shorts some pumps...with her newly installed weave covering the *******..I was G'ed up NT I was about to get it in...sits me on the couch I was lost in her eyes and @@+!....trippin heavy...we sip a few drinks but as we going along I started to feel she was G'in me up like stripper...you know all the grabbin to the inner part of your leg whispering in my ear..all of a sudden the room started to look like I was playing Max Payne and thats all I remember....I wake up on her stoop..fully clothed...like 5 hours later...mean headache...I thought I got checked...but I had my wallet..my BB and my LX....so I got up to walk and I was standing but I couldn't feel my legs...so I lean on a near by car and had this lil pain like over my right shoulder blade so I slide off into a near by building take off my vest..and what not and I was bleeding...like scratch marks in to my shoulder on some Lady Deathstrike @@+!....blood was a lil dry so it happened a min ago...still couldn't feel my legs...
I get home and I get off the train and I peep a new message on my BB....it was a series of pictures of me layed out droolin with the scratch on my back with some unsavory sex toy item on my back...
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brah you have to make this into a seperate thread![]()
Im in the crib in performing some Dougie practice in the mirror...making sure my forehead to neck game smooth and be on my way
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cosign oh and *%+ is that jesusOriginally Posted by Royal Airness 29
-Chilled at the crib with baby girl.
-Ordered a heart-shaped pizza from (Papa Johns) Giordano's![]()
-Had a good time feasting n than beastin(semi-beast cause she was a little under the weather) didn't put not hing on hold![]()
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-After all that, had some interesting desert that baby girl had delivered, looked something like this
all of a sudden the room started to look like I was playing Max Payne and thats all I remember....
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