Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

[Comparison Ford]

I've been unintentionally killing it the past week or so on POF and OKC.  Getting a bunch of messages from attractive girls and a few 7s that I've learned very quickly are DTF.  The only unfortunate part about is that I'm too busy between working and going to school full-time to pursue most of them.  Why couldn't this have happened over the summer?

Smashed a random girl off there out of the blue on Thursday night. She texted me saying she was all upset about someone she knew dying. I chatted with her for a bit, then said I was gonna go to sleep.  She said "wanna cuddle? ", so I told her to roll through since she lives relatively close.  She shows up, we chill on the couch for a bit watching some netflix, I start making moves, and eventually we go "cuddle." We made out for about 10 minutes before I decided it was time to ascend Fingerblast mountain. She went in my pants and pulled out the D and started stroking it, so I grab it and start flicking her bean with it.  She told me to stop because "that's just gonna make me want it inside me." I express that I see no problem with it being inside her, to which she replies "you've gotta work for it."  I quickly ascend to the summit of Fingerblast mountain and say "should I get the condom?"  She affirms and we start to go at it, but the sex was honestly pretty wack.  She was a dead fish when she was on her back, and had no rhythm on top.  She got off a few times, but the condom dried up before I could bust.  I give up, take it off, she starts jerking it for me.  She's doing alright, but I'm impatient.  I try to get her to put it in the mouth, she tells me "next time" (girl, there's not gonna be a next time 

). I then decide to take my penis back and put matters into her own hand.  I jerked it for a minute or so and busted on her stomach.  I used my sock to clean her off, threw it in the hamper, told her I had to be up early, escorted her out to her car, gave her a kiss and told her I'd text her tomorrow.  Haven't texted her since and don't plan on it.

Thanks for reading, NT.

 

[stork]

pics??

 

[Comparison Ford]

For da beasts: 

Attractive? Sure.  Personality? Upsetting.  This goes out to you, girl:

 

[jayhood23]

Working on this 39 year old german joint right now, I'm 5'10 and she's 5'9 and like to wear heels and hit me with the I prefer tall guys and telling me how I'm too young. Chatted her up for a min now she talking about we should hang out asking when I'm free....

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[Peep Game]

"next time"

 

[paulprince3730]

@comp ford

Where you stay homie? I've recently acquired saddened yams as well and would find it quite humorous if we just became Eskimo bros

 

[Comparison Ford]

Long Island.  Suffolk County.  Does the girl I posted last night look like her? 

 

[paulprince3730]

My bad fams, I didn't notice you posted pics, like I noticed the pics but I didn't see who posted them until now

Nah that's not her, nice tatas doe

 

[Top Boy]

I give up.

Tired of the whales b.

Only two good looking females on POF in my area.

Everyone else is at or exceeding my weight (165 lbs) and I cant.. I just cant..

 

[cliffordsmith]

 
I've been unintentionally killing it the past week or so on POF and OKC.  Getting a bunch of messages from attractive girls and a few 7s that I've learned very quickly are DTF.  The only unfortunate part about is that I'm too busy between working and going to school full-time to pursue most of them.  Why couldn't this have happened over the summer?

Smashed a random girl off there out of the blue on Thursday night. She texted me saying she was all upset about someone she knew dying. I chatted with her for a bit, then said I was gonna go to sleep.  She said "wanna cuddle? ", so I told her to roll through since she lives relatively close.  She shows up, we chill on the couch for a bit watching some netflix, I start making moves, and eventually we go "cuddle." We made out for about 10 minutes before I decided it was time to ascend Fingerblast mountain. She went in my pants and pulled out the D and started stroking it, so I grab it and start flicking her bean with it.  She told me to stop because "that's just gonna make me want it inside me." I express that I see no problem with it being inside her, to which she replies "you've gotta work for it."  I quickly ascend to the summit of Fingerblast mountain and say "should I get the condom?"  She affirms and we start to go at it, but the sex was honestly pretty wack.  She was a dead fish when she was on her back, and had no rhythm on top.  She got off a few times, but the condom dried up before I could bust.  I give up, take it off, she starts jerking it for me.  She's doing alright, but I'm impatient.  I try to get her to put it in the mouth, she tells me "next time" (girl, there's not gonna be a next time 

). I then decide to take my penis back and put matters into her own hand.  I jerked it for a minute or so and busted on her stomach.  I used my sock to clean her off, threw it in the hamper, told her I had to be up early, escorted her out to her car, gave her a kiss and told her I'd text her tomorrow.  Haven't texted her since and don't plan on it.

Thanks for reading, NT.

Aww yeah man... So descriptive. Post more man. 

 

[k3stacks]

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[jbclem]

Here's a opener I use on POF that always works.

I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on facebook and in real life. 

BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. 

I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt

 

[championboyz7]

No


Hell no

 

[sonunox34]

Been on Match.com for about a month now. Honestly, it's all about the photos.

I used to have a photo with a dog and some sunglasses on. Figured the dog was cute and I could get some "awww" points. Not really any results, then I upload a photo from a wedding last weekend... I'm wearing a suit and looking fresh, it's like night and day. Getting messages daily. Match girls want to meet up, too, because they're paying for it. Took a girl out last week and it was really normal, she looked just like her pics and it went fine. Have another one on Thurs with a girl that I am just praying is the right amount of thickness.

You guys ever do Tinder? I've found it easily has the most hot girls.

Logged back on OkCupid to try and do some damage with this new profile pic but MAN it's tough to find a good looking girl on these free things. It's worse than usual.

 

[girlslovewaffles]

Here's a opener I use on POF that always works.


I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on facebook and in real life. 

BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. 

I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt

Not sure if serious.

 

[Peep Game]

Pour your heart out right off the bat in a message? Yea, nothing could possibly go wrong with that

 

[paulprince3730]

Dude is a foooo

Ain't no way he for real wit it

Not to mention you would be adding to the problem of gassin these basic hos

 

[cliffordsmith]

 
Here's a opener I use on POF that always works.

I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on facebook and in real life. 

BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. 

I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt

please tell me thats a sick joke.

Wonder how many lurkers just used that line 

 

[yotk13]

Man I'm bout to use that line

 

[jbclem]

 
please tell me thats a sick joke.

Wonder how many lurkers just used that line 

Srs. Here's the  convos I started. Females eat that sensitive line up

 The main point is using that line to get thier attention, then start a convo and get the number after a few msgs.

First woman

Second one

 

[Top Boy]

 

 
please tell me thats a sick joke.

Wonder how many lurkers just used that line 

Srs. Here's the  convos I started. Females eat that sensitive line up

 The main point is using that line to get thier attention, then start a convo and get the number after a few msgs.

First woman

Second one

Those are the type of whales I be talking about b.

Bruh I would feel comfortable as a HB if I knew those two biggumz was defending me on the line.

 

[jbclem]

 
Those are the type of whales I be talking about b.

Bruh I would feel comfortable as a HB if I knew those two biggumz was defending me on the line.

Those two aren't Whales my man, lol. IMO, they are more attractive than the average woman on POF.

 

[$tacy]

thats why these whales walk around wit the big head when i step to em for some dome 

 

[kareem the dream]

..My mans said, " I dont mean to be rude but what are you drinking"

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But do you i guess..

 

[sohoguy]

Pretty much what Harlem try to tell ya, chicks already know if they want to speak to you or not, give those chicks a wassup at most and keep it pushing