Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

Messaged this one girl asking if she'd like someone to show her around the city since she was new and she replied asking me if she could help me find her a job :rollin WTF?
 
Word tell her you work for brazzer and see how far she's willing to go :hat
 
Some chick a couple days ago asked if I knew anybody that wants to buy a bed. It seemed so random based on the convo we were having. Then she mentioned she was gonna be short on rent :lol :{
 
Damn you would think natural selection should have erased such hideous genetics as that monstrosity ^^ then you have ripped dudes a asking to be married, ****....
 
Damn you would think natural selection should have erased such hideous genetics as that monstrosity ^^ then you have ripped dudes a asking to be married, ****....
Some chick in San Diego keeps telling me everything I want to hear as if I'm bout to get a San Andreas jetpack and be on my way :lol

Natural selection can't stop cousins from sleeping with each other :lol
 
Had her wait until I pulled up. Took her to my apartment and got some sloppy whole watching the second half of the USA game. She tried to stay over talking about she didn't want to drive 40 minutes back this late. Oh well. Grabbed some food, checked my phone and


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Two weeks later I'm still astounded that this actually works with women

What the actual ****
 
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When noodz just fall into my inbox by suprise & I happen to already be drunk and UP. NT needs a NFSW section :{
 
Interacted with some real characters over the past 24hrs :{ :lol

One into bdsm. 8o Just got back in from knocking down the other. Missed getting up with another while I was there

I need to chill.
 
"Lemme clap dem cheeks" got me bounced EVERY single time

Until becky hit me back wit da "Tonight"
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steebie j steebie j ; Streets is Talking. Someone who looked like you was supposedly spotted at BW3's on Westheimer with a hot thot earlier this week.

:lol 8o
 
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