Hinge Takeover >>> Tinder, Bumble Pof

Man this ish is too easy lol. How have I been missing this all this time? My bday weekend should be a good one :pimp:
 
so i finally went on a date with that tinder chick... man i dont even know where to start... let me just say i should of listened to yall when yall were talking about them "angles"... so anyway had dinner with this chick at applebees and she was mad cool... conversation was great and we had good chemistry and we even went dutch it was her idea so that was nice of her...but the problem is shes a big chick and i just wasnt attracted to her at all... so ya ill still be friends with her im not going to just cut her off like that who knows she might have cute friends :lol:
 
$200....for face...AND she's a big chick? Man please
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those are shmava devine numbers! 
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so i finally went on a date with that tinder chick... man i dont even know where to start... let me just say i should of listened to yall when yall were talking about them "angles"... so anyway had dinner with this chick at applebees and she was mad cool... conversation was great and we had good chemistry and we even went dutch it was her idea so that was nice of her...but the problem is shes a big chick and i just wasnt attracted to her at all... so ya ill still be friends with her im not going to just cut her off like that who knows she might have cute friends :lol:

Would've done me like that she wouldn't have a choice but to do the 2 for 20 at Applebee's no desert or refills .
 
If you don't like how the chick looked in person, why even continue with the date? I would had just dipped. Why waste ya time?
 
Maybe he didn't wanna be a complete *******

I only dipped once on a female. She thought she was meeting someone else. Pulled out her phone and asked for my POF name. I was like u know what...find the guy u thought u was meeting up with and I dipped.

All the other times I just tried to speed up the meet and greet.
 
So you didn't know she was a big girl from her tinder pics?

In any case, definitely try to keep it short if you come across that situation. I use to have them meet me during the day so I can BS about having to do something if I'm not feeling them.

Met up with one chick who seemed fine on Tinder (more of a plain Jane), but in person :x, A bunch of make up and a bad wig. As soon as she walked up to me I said "I have a workshop I need to leave for in 30, but I still wanted to stop by beforehand. Sorry if this seems rushed."
 
what kills me is that you were texting/phoning her on the reg like she was wifey status :lol: :smh: (Note to all: always make sure she has at least 1 full body pic). I'd arrange a group hangout if you want to meet her homegirls and take it from there.

so i finally went on a date with that tinder chick... man i dont even know where to start... let me just say i should of listened to yall when yall were talking about them "angles"... so anyway had dinner with this chick at applebees and she was mad cool... conversation was great and we had good chemistry and we even went dutch it was her idea so that was nice of her...but the problem is shes a big chick and i just wasnt attracted to her at all... so ya ill still be friends with her im not going to just cut her off like that who knows she might have cute friends :lol:
 
I remember one time meeting up with a joint of POF...she told me she was tall but i aint know she was like 6'4 until i met up with her :lol: ...still knocked her tall *** down tho :smh: :pimp:
 
I remember one time meeting up with a joint of POF...she told me she was tall but i aint know she was like 6'4 until i met up with her :lol: ...still knocked her tall *** down tho :smh: :pimp:
lawd that's tall and I'm a tall guy myself :lol:

she didn't list her height in her profile?
 
I remember one time meeting up with a joint of POF...she told me she was tall but i aint know she was like 6'4 until i met up with her :lol: ...still knocked her tall *** down tho :smh: :pimp:
lawd that's tall and I'm a tall guy myself :lol:

she didn't list her height in her profile?
Yea im 6'2 and she was still towering over me :x ....Aint even gonna lie, i barely look at profiles..just a pic or 2 :smh: :lol:
 
been using this opener the past week... works like a charm if the girl is with it

these **** really out there
 
Might want proof she's real. Never heard of anyone talking like that and not some sort of bot. If she's real, do justice
 
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"I meant to say hi" ygkftjxhhbfj

Man, these chicks who are escorts need to start having that in their profile like the Scarlet Letter A, instead of parading themselves like regular chicks. Some chick I gave my number to left me a voice message, "hey boo, can't talk too much right now cause I'm out here hustlin. But when you want to get down, call me and I'll fit you in." And in the background you can hear what sounds like a cement truck backing up, probably at the site where she'd lead me to dump my body after D-Von and Bubba Ray put a broom up my butt.
 
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Might want proof she's real. Never heard of anyone talking like that and not some sort of bot. If she's real, do justice
Probably the easiest yambs I've ever gotten lol

Bird came over put on Neighbors watched like 20 min, then reverse cowgirl the rest of the night.

Young chick just now going to college, said she never had a dude that could last longer than 10 minutes 
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Might want proof she's real. Never heard of anyone talking like that and not some sort of bot. If she's real, do justice
Probably the easiest yambs I've ever gotten lol

Bird came over put on Neighbors watched like 20 min, then reverse cowgirl the rest of the night.

Young chick just now going to college, said she never had a dude that could last longer than 10 minutes :rofl:
shorty probly tellin all her friends bout u n **** :lol: ...speakin of young chicks, i drove past one of the local HBCU's the other day and them Freshmen was lookin right ...they young, but they ready :lol:
 
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"I meant to say hi" ygkftjxhhbfj

Man, these chicks who are escorts need to start having that in their profile like the Scarlet Letter A, instead of parading themselves like regular chicks. Some chick I gave my number to left me a voice message, "hey boo, can't talk too much right now cause I'm out here hustlin. But when you want to get down, call me and I'll fit you in." And in the background you can hear what sounds like a cement truck backing up, probably at the site where she'd lead me to dump my body after D-Von and Bubba Ray put a broom up my butt.

Lmao haha reason why I'm so sketchy about this whole online dating thing just open a pof & tinder account again .. I'm looking for older women 30+ they know what they want won't beat around the bush . You still don't know who you gonna meet up with
 
"I'm 26 yes old I'm a mother of three boys and ANOTHER ONE THE WAY(so u dont like talking to pregnant gurls plz keep on moving) I have my own house my own car I work part time and spend my free time with my boys like when I'm off.... I'm single.
. I'm drama free I don't like drama i dont talk to guys who wants just one thing/ or a one night stand i like a man who truly respects a lady cause Im a lady who respects herself n her body... I like to go out to eat, movies, and out to bars.. 1000% real of who I am....i like gospel n R&B music i watch all types of movies expect for scary movies...My goals are is going back to college to finish my career..."
 
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