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But certain positions like missionary, you cant french kiss or suck on their neck. Its kind of awkward, like do you look downwards and fixate on her...scalp? Or look straight ahead at your bedsheets/drywall? Or just close your eyes altogether?
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Lol first Tinder date I went on was with a 4’8” chick - it was excellent

Hope you checked that drivers license chief.

But certain positions like missionary, you cant french kiss or suck on their neck. Its kind of awkward, like do you look downwards and fixate on her...scalp? Or look straight ahead at your bedsheets/drywall? Or just close your eyes altogether?

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Gotta work on that thoracic mobilty b.
 
All these Hinge chicks in LA are cut and paste. Stats:

Is a Nurse
Has traveled
Owns a puppy
Social Justice driven

This is like MyPlayer in 2k. I've been out the game for waaaaaay to long. My ex has NONE of these sliders.

- Loves to travel
- My friends say i’m hilarious
- Swipe right if you have a cute dog
- Seeking a man with emotional intelligence
- My love language is....
 
- Loves to travel
- My friends say i’m hilarious
- Swipe right if you have a cute dog
- Seeking a man with emotional intelligence
- My love language is....
I’ve seen none of that except from the love language
 
All these Hinge chicks in LA are cut and paste. Stats:

Is a Nurse
Has traveled
Owns a puppy
Social Justice driven

This is like MyPlayer in 2k. I've been out the game for waaaaaay to long. My ex has NONE of these sliders.
Trust. Once you knock 1-2 down. It’s a cheat code. I’ve learned stuff from 1 chick and I used it on the next one and they are SHOOK.
 
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