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[freakydestroyer]

Been using this copy pasta with pretty high success, at least as far as getting numbers. Got 5 yesterday Don't think I'd actually meat any of the chicks but its fun messing around.

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

Xxxxxxx

p.s.
You can keep the beach house in Florida as long as I can have the dog and my CD's back.

Lulz

 

[lil black jean jacket]

Been using this copy pasta with pretty high success, at least as far as getting numbers. Got 5 yesterday Don't think I'd actually meat any of the chicks but its fun messing around.

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

Xxxxxxx

p.s.
You can keep the beach house in Florida as long as I can have the dog and my CD's back.

that one hasn't worked for me socal broads loving that Poseidon line tho

 

[adrian1221]

i change my profile every now and then. current set up.

I have my hands full so im going to take a hiatus. Profile is very wordy, i dont really care atm, feel free to nitpick and take what you want

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[lil black jean jacket]

^

I copied mine's from somewhere in misc

got called for a copy & paste, so I just blocked her

 

[Thierry Henry]

LOL I'll be using some of these

I find okcupid a bit better than pof though

 

[lil black jean jacket]

LOL I'll be using some of these

I find okcupid a bit better than pof though

true, I use okcupid more as well. I got fooled by two bots on pof

 

[Pedro Navaja]

was trolling earlier today for some lulz and actually got a reply back from a cutie. need help bros!

PICS: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/lilliesandgin/photos


Me:
Sorry, I am such a loser for this, but you spelled jungle incorrectly!
Happy Turkey day!
Anything fun planned?


Her:
You know when you proof read yourself like a million times and all of a sudden spelling mistakes seem right? That happened. Thanks for the catch, have a good turkey day.

 

[remix]

was trolling earlier today for some lulz and actually got a reply back from a cutie. need help bros!
PICS: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/lilliesandgin/photos
Me:
Sorry, I am such a loser for this, but you spelled jungle incorrectly!
Happy Turkey day!
Anything fun planned?
Her:
You know when you proof read yourself like a million times and all of a sudden spelling mistakes seem right? That happened. Thanks for the catch, have a good turkey day.

aint no more help needed ,she said deuces

 

[lil black jean jacket]

just hit her with, "You should be an archeologist"

then she'll be puzzled & be like, "Why?!"

then you say, "I've got a large bone that you should examine "

& if she doesn't reply just hit her with, "Please respond"

So much win

 

[freakydestroyer]

just hit her with, "You should be an archeologist"

then she'll be puzzled & be like, "Why?!"

then you say, "I've got a large bone to examine "

& if she doesn't reply just hit her with, "Please respond"

So much win

What? if they don't bite then dont chase them any further. You begging for a response makes you look weak and desperate.

 

[legendairy stinson]

just hit her with, "You should be an archeologist"
then she'll be puzzled & be like, "Why?!"
then you say, "I've got a large bone to examine "
& if she doesn't reply just hit her with, "Please respond"
So much win

I can confirm

 

[lil black jean jacket]

oh yeah my bad guise , I think it usually just works with women you already know.

 

[solegit08til]

just hit her with, "You should be an archeologist"
then she'll be puzzled & be like, "Why?!"
then you say, "I've got a large bone to examine "
& if she doesn't reply just hit her with, "Please respond"
So much win

I actually busted out laughin

 

[rocky437]

just hit her with, "You should be an archeologist"

then she'll be puzzled & be like, "Why?!"

then you say, "I've got a large bone to examine "

& if she doesn't reply just hit her with, "Please respond"

So much win

LMAO

 

[useref15]

Been using this copy pasta with pretty high success, at least as far as getting numbers. Got 5 yesterday Don't think I'd actually meat any of the chicks but its fun messing around.

lmao, this just totally worked. The girl i messaged said shes gotten this message before, but she said since I'm cute she'll give me another chance.

 

[Master Zik]

Saw this and thought about this thread...

http://www.mandatory.com/2012/11/13...ust-how-low-some-guys-will-go/?ncid=webmail21

that account

Always knew there were endless troll accounts on there.

 

[buggz05]

NOBODY can keep a conversation going on POF longer than 3 sentences. Too many fish in the sea and everyone gets distracted.

 

[buggz05]

I'd rather hit on girls on Yelp. Matter of fact I'm about to do that right now cause I'm bored.

Details?

I run across sex clubs on yelp all of the time.




Are Yall still using my pickup lines? Lol. What is this vol 12? Are they that timeless?

 

[Thierry Henry]

I'd rather hit on girls on Yelp. Matter of fact I'm about to do that right now cause I'm bored.

Details?

I run across sex clubs on yelp all of the time.




Are Yall still using my pickup lines? Lol. What is this vol 12? Are they that timeless?

 

[buggz05]

I've pretty much graduated to swinger clubs and escorts. Atleast I know what I'm getting with them. These okc and pof chicks are crazy. Like oldchool w4m on Craigslist crazy.

Also, in cali... A large percentage of the chicks are bad as Hell and well off. I really don't even run into too many *******s on these sites anymore. But it doesn't matter because all of these chicks in cali are crazy.

And pof is just only half a step up from bp. That's where the "whole black male thing" comes in with pof.

But I had this epiphany last night on a hook up. Like I just smoked, and then got up and left. Felt like an ....hole.

I need to slow down with this. Need to go back to the roster team status. Except this time I'm going corporate and will try to move up in the world.

 

[freakydestroyer]

I'd rather hit on girls on Yelp. Matter of fact I'm about to do that right now cause I'm bored.

excuse me? explain

See my above post. Never done it before, but I'd assume it's just like Facebook/Twitter except on a more mature level.

Just find some female who wrote a positive review for some establishment. Hit her up asking some question about the spot. If she cooperates offer to meet her there next time.

 

[frostythepoptart]

cute chick, i was messaging a few weeks back. the last message i sent was a bit longer than usual but we were just chopping it up.
she never responded then she hits me up today.... hey id ont remember if i ever replied back but whats up. (you can literally see your message history so this is obviously bs / she knows she didn't)

im guessing she got smashed out but i could have 2nd dibs? tips, tricks, thoughts

 

[thadocta]

Been using this copy pasta with pretty high success, at least as far as getting numbers. Got 5 yesterday Don't think I'd actually meat any of the chicks but its fun messing around.

After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.

Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart.

your ex-hubby,

Xxxxxxx

p.s.
You can keep the beach house in Florida as long as I can have the dog and my CD's back.

that one hasn't worked for me socal broads loving that Poseidon line tho

poseidon line?

where do u find all thse funny *** lines

 

[freakydestroyer]

cute chick, i was messaging a few weeks back. the last message i sent was a bit longer than usual but we were just chopping it up.
she never responded then she hits me up today.... hey id ont remember if i ever replied back but whats up. (you can literally see your message history so this is obviously bs / she knows she didn't)

im guessing she got smashed out but i could have 2nd dibs? tips, tricks, thoughts

She might really not know how to navigate the site or just playing dumb. But most likely you are one of her bench players. Now you need to earn your starting position.

Just play cool. Don't type long responses. Dont appear thirsty. Don't respond to every message immediately, wait a little bit.

 

[lil black jean jacket]

poseidon line?

some females already called me out on it. anyways I wasn't being serious here, I was trying to test some of the lines Adrian posted on older females.

I just went word for word on the line