How was your first time at a strip club?

[cashbanks]

yall trippin i agree wit blastercombo . if a chick dont have a problem wit doin the things the job of stripper entails then she is a raggedy filthy person staright up

But thats by your definition of what the stripper job entails you've neither been to every strip club nor met every stripper so you're making a blanket statement which is completely ignorant no matter what group of people you're talking about

and more importantly who the **** are you to judge anyones life

dudes wife chicks that do worse than strippers everyday b

I'm not declaring someone a bad person strictly because of what they do for money maybe thats just me tho

 

[011781]

yall trippin i agree wit @BLASTERCOMBO. if a chick dont have a problem wit doin the things the job of stripper entails then she is a raggedy filthy person staright up

 

[rustlenomics]

my homegirl worked as a cocktail waitress in one in AZ and dudes would pay her mad money to do weird stuff.

she told me some dude paid 300 bucks to have sex with her feet.

then another dude just wanted to jerk it while she stood there and spoke spanish.

her boss was ok with all of it.

 

[lamekilla]

Strippers are no different then the girls we went to high school with, only difference is they're getting paid. I went to high school with half of Follies starting line up. Those chicks growing up always gave off that "stripper" vibe

 

[tr1ll]

My first time was pretty epic

My first time in a REAL strip club was in Houston, Tx. I had been to a Tit T bar before, but never a buck naked. I went with some work buddies and was talking all kinds of crap about how unless these chicks do some amazing pole tricks, I aint throwing nothing, that simp ish, blah blah blah. It was a BYOB club, so we walk in, I sit down, open up a beer and the a girl gets on stage. First thing she does is climb up the pole, wrap her legs around the pole and slide down the pole with just her legs. Everyone looks at me, I get up and start tipping. Everyone starts laughing.

Drinks flowing, we laugh, joking tipping. This brown skinned chick sits in my lap, chit chats for a min and then ask for a private dance. I go back there with the chick, and she just sits in my lap talking about she doesn't like this song(it was a white girl on stage at the time with some rock music). We talk some more and she was cool as ****. Finally some rap comes on and she starts the dance. I got my hands on her waist, while shes dancing grinding on me, when she turns around I rub her back, she seemed cool with it. She grabbing my hand and rubbing her breast, her box and kissing me on my neck. Im just sitting with the Richboy face. Then she pulls my shirt up and starts kissing me on my stomach and licking my nipples. I think that was the first time I ever had a chick lick my nips so I had no idea how to take that. She starts going back down, puts her head in my lap and bit my meat through my pants. Bruhs, I was literally looking like . She asks if I bit me to hard, Im like "Nah". I walk back to where all my boys was sitting with the the whole walk. My boy Ed was like, "Yea, you liked that, huh". All could say was, "She bit my ****" . He's like which one? I point her out, he goes directly over there ask the chick to bite his meat.

More drinks, more dances(I WIO on a few chicks, none tripped), a chick with THE WORST Boob job, but was so grateful for every tip she got. Now Im **** faced. I got to the restroom and theres a dude in a tux in there giving people paper towels and selling cologne. We talking ****, I tell him I'm pretty faded and really didn't know where I was at(I was talking about the part of town). This man puts his hand on my shoulder, looked me in they eyes and as serious as colon cancer says, "You know where you at?! YOU IN THE BOOTY HAAS!!!! YOU IN THE BOOTY HAAS!!!!

I dont remember my reaction to that, but in hindsight that ish was funny as hell.

 

[Chopper]

Yo TX clubs are the truth. I flat out busted a nut down the side of my leg in my jeans during a $20 two song dance one day at a McAllen, TX club. This chick was a PRO.

 

[lamekilla]

 

[frshstunna]

at the last couple stories

 

[calikev34]

My first time was pretty epic

My first time in a REAL strip club was in Houston, Tx. I had been to a Tit T bar before, but never a buck naked. I went with some work buddies and was talking all kinds of crap about how unless these chicks do some amazing pole tricks, I aint throwing nothing, that simp ish, blah blah blah. It was a BYOB club, so we walk in, I sit down, open up a beer and the a girl gets on stage. First thing she does is climb up the pole, wrap her legs around the pole and slide down the pole with just her legs. Everyone looks at me, I get up and start tipping. Everyone starts laughing.

Drinks flowing, we laugh, joking tipping. This brown skinned chick sits in my lap, chit chats for a min and then ask for a private dance. I go back there with the chick, and she just sits in my lap talking about she doesn't like this song(it was a white girl on stage at the time with some rock music). We talk some more and she was cool as ****. Finally some rap comes on and she starts the dance. I got my hands on her waist, while shes dancing grinding on me, when she turns around I rub her back, she seemed cool with it. She grabbing my hand and rubbing her breast, her box and kissing me on my neck. Im just sitting with the Richboy face. Then she pulls my shirt up and starts kissing me on my stomach and licking my nipples. I think that was the first time I ever had a chick lick my nips so I had no idea how to take that. She starts going back down, puts her head in my lap and bit my meat through my pants. Bruhs, I was literally looking like . She asks if I bit me to hard, Im like "Nah". I walk back to where all my boys was sitting with the the whole walk. My boy Ed was like, "Yea, you liked that, huh". All could say was, "She bit my ****" . He's like which one? I point her out, he goes directly over there ask the chick to bite his meat.

More drinks, more dances(I WIO on a few chicks, none tripped), a chick with THE WORST Boob job, but was so grateful for every tip she got. Now Im **** faced. I got to the restroom and theres a dude in a tux in there giving people paper towels and selling cologne. We talking ****, I tell him I'm pretty faded and really didn't know where I was at(I was talking about the part of town). This man puts his hand on my shoulder, looked me in they eyes and as serious as colon cancer says, "You know where you at?! YOU IN THE BOOTY HAAS!!!! YOU IN THE BOOTY HAAS!!!!

I dont remember my reaction to that, but in hindsight that ish was funny as hell.

my mann

 

[rellireloaded]

yall trippin i agree wit @BLASTERCOMBO. if a chick dont have a problem wit doin the things the job of stripper entails then she is a raggedy filthy person staright up

This is how I figured how far I could go with a stripper.  I watched them give dances to others, and I noticed my dances weren't the same; so I figured they must be feeling me and I could get extra.  My homie got a dance from a chic I got nasty with a while back inside the club.  He said his was major wackiness, and she didn't even touch him; and bruh was a baller.  A lot of these chics don't touch and allow touching during dances.  My other homie got us kicked out one time, because he touched a girls *** that I had just fingered not even mins. before in front of everybody.  And hoime was a wavy PR N.  These chics don't freak everrryyybody they give dances to, but if they really feeling you things can get interesting.

 

[bamez]

 
my homegirl worked as a cocktail waitress in one in AZ and dudes would pay her mad money to do weird stuff.

she told me some dude paid 300 bucks to have sex with her feet.

then another dude just wanted to jerk it while she stood there and spoke spanish.

her boss was ok with all of it.

but what would i get for a $10? 

 

[rellireloaded]

Strippers are no different then the girls we went to high school with, only difference is they're getting paid. I went to high school with half of Follies starting line up. Those chicks growing up always gave off that "stripper" vibe

They probably gave off the stripper vibe because they where strippers.  I went to middle school in the A, and there were a few youngins I went to school with that actually stripped, and did private parties.  In middle school.

My homies big brothers girl was stripping at some spot in that Chamblee area, and she was 16.  They let me walk right through the front door with no issue and I was only 15.

 

[Thats My Word]

@ u goofballs sayin strippers are people too. when a ***** says "**** usin my mind to succeed ima just use my body" i cant respect her at all

This , I haven't met a stripper yet that isn't bout that escort life no matter what excuse they have for being on a pole. I ain't mad at them though because they know what they're doing . get knocked up and get saved pretty much is how it ends for most. Also on the real say you brought a stripper home and your people ask her what she does ?

I wouldn't say all of them are making excuses for being on the pole. Like one time, I was at the gold club in SF, and this stripper came up to me and sat on my lap, we just talked for like 30 min. She was telling me how she was enrolled in some kind of dev boot camp to become a programmer or mobile software engineer of some sort. I believed her because she was spewing out all kinds of jargon and vernacular specific to software engineers, I kinda work in the same field so I knew what she was talking about. And I didn't get the feeling she was trying get me to spend money on her, but I did buy her 1 vodka soda for her time.
to her, hopefully she made it and got off the pole.

 

[dman14]

most chicks that escort dont even bother with the stripping. they can just go out to nevada and do the whole escorting for a few months and then go back home or they get with a high-end agency and get paid 1k/hr

 

[tr1ll]

@ u goofballs sayin strippers are people too. when a ***** says "**** usin my mind to succeed ima just use my body" i cant respect her at all

This , I haven't met a stripper yet that isn't bout that escort life no matter what excuse they have for being on a pole. I ain't mad at them though because they know what they're doing . get knocked up and get saved pretty much is how it ends for most. Also on the real say you brought a stripper home and your people ask her what she does ?

I wouldn't say all of them are making excuses for being on the pole. Like one time, I was at the gold club in SF, and this stripper came up to me and sat on my lap, we just talked for like 30 min. She was telling me how she was enrolled in some kind of dev boot camp to become a programmer or mobile software engineer of some sort. I believed her because she was spewing out all kinds of jargon and vernacular specific to software engineers, I kinda work in the same field so I knew what she was talking about. And I didn't get the feeling she was trying get me to spend money on her, but I did buy her 1 vodka soda for her time.
to her, hopefully she made it and got off the pole.

Lol Thats cuz shes good at what she does.

Strippers can google too.

 

[blastercombo]

The capes are out in this thread LOL

 

[Thats My Word]

Either way, I basically paid $10 for a 30 min lapdance.

 

[picasso swerve]

My first time was in the Philippines.

Uncle pretended he was a retired cop the whole time, the whole "disco bar" basically bowed down before his feet. 

Took a chick to the private room, if I could only go back in time...

 

[shogun]

^
Dude, the places in the Philippines aren't even considered stripclubs. I heard they're straight up brothels. My friends go to a place called Air Force One. They line up the all the girls and you just point to the ones you want. A girl cost like $10 or less for a few hours. Basically the price of a fastfood meal here.

 

[rellireloaded]

most chicks that escort dont even bother with the stripping. they can just go out to nevada and do the whole escorting for a few months and then go back home or they get with a high-end agency and get paid 1k/hr

Nah they mix it up, because if they're in a spot where they can make 500 within a hour two for just dancing they much rather do that.  Escorts don't like escorting for many different reasons they never really know what kind of situation they could be walking into.  With dancing there is 0 risk, and the money isn't to far off in places like LV, ATL, MIA, etc.  Plus when they on that circle they can't escort, and if they got a habit they gotta keep that money flow alive.

 

[DrizzyNYC]

Dray here


Couldn't fathom spending 100 or more in a strip club and not getting sucked up.
Waste of money if you ask me...

 

[createdestroy]

My first time was in the Philippines.

Uncle pretended he was a retired cop the whole time, the whole "disco bar" basically bowed down before his feet. 

Took a chick to the private room, if I could only go back in time...

you banged a prostitute in a third world country.....

difficulty level = 0

 

[blastercombo]

Having sex with 3rd world hookers?? Super aids is the least of your worries

 

[bamez]

Dray here


Couldn't fathom spending 100 or more in a strip club and not getting sucked up.
Waste of money if you ask me...

bamez here

excellent point.

 

[Chopper]

 Tell me you just saw that comment Wilbon made when they cut back to PTI during the commercial break!!! 

Looks at Tony and says - "You're telling me you don't think that have great steak houses in Florida that double as strip clubs... are you crazy?" 

Wilbon is THAT DUDE!