I don't trust you if....

[Brownstone]

I don't trust you if your garbage isn't below the kitchen sink

if you don't have a smart phone in 2018

if you got a supreme sticker on your laptop

 

[jjs07]

Young Metro don't.

 

[ahat]

Never trust a man that doesn't have a mustache

 

[alchemist iq]

...if Your not apart of the illumanti

 

[datznasty]

you got on a turtleneck

no facial hair

 

[Bend_The_Knee]

If your username is DCAllAfrican

 

[stuntman mike]

if you support trump.

 

[adobecs4]

Watch FooseyTube video. Yeah I'm judging.

 

[ahat]

If your username is DCAllAfrican

I'd trust that guy only as far as I could throw him

 

[tr1ll]

If we haven't broken ANY law together. Even petty ones.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

I don't trust people that swear by Jerk Chicken made by Russians

 

[ahat]

I don't trust people that swear by Jerk Chicken made by Russians

Alexei works the grill something serious, let me tell you

 

[nflowshoe]

If you say real talk before a statement

 

[1stwitit]

If youre a man wearing thong toe flip flops/sandals.

 

[b20 eg8]

if you say don't pee in the shower.

 

[stuntman mike]

if you put on a sock then one shoe then the other sock and the other shoe, you’re a serial killer.

 

[RIP sleazyy]

Police
Are Umar Johnson
Are a Drake Stan
"I don't like condoms"
Wear dirty white AF1s

 

[GTA 809]

If your sentence starts with "ayo word to my mother" I already know everything thats going to spew out your mouth is complete B S .

 

[Brownstone]

If you a man and you don't watch sports

If you admit to white people OJ did it

 

[AIR J XIII]

If you are a "man" who is led by his woman.

 

[Stakeholder]

you think cul-de-sacs are good examples of urban/suburban planning...

 

[wayniac211]

Never trust a man that doesn't have a mustache

What’s worse is a full goatee/beard minus mustache

 

[ahat]

If you wear cargo shorts you can't be trusted

 

[rillo561]

If you're a man with no male friends.

If you have 2-3 first names.

 

[lamekilla]

you eat burgers from Dairy Queen