I NEED A FUNNY QUOTE

[victoryballer]

My school wants a quote from me....

so whats a really funny quote? It can be from someone or make one up right now

 

[falcon4567]

Do horses need to take 12-step programs twice or do they have special 24-step programs for quadrupeds dealing with addictions?

 

[elpablo21]

Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm
going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I
wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the
kids to copulate me."

Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the spartan training regime
of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock
in the morning, regardless of what time it is."

Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining
to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My
sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an
uncle or an aunt."

 

[arrjae]

school?
im guessing grad year books....

 

[youngflykidchris]

Originally Posted by Elpablo21

Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm
going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I
wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the
kids to copulate me."

Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the spartan training regime
of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock
in the morning, regardless of what time it is."

Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining
to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My
sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an
uncle or an aunt."

 

[youngmoney]

when life hands you lemons, just say f the lemons and bail

 

[nktran001]

This was my quote,

"Roses are red
Violets are black
Why is your mothers chest as flat as her back?"

..no bull.

 

[spring villager 412]

Originally Posted by Elpablo21

Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh: "I'm
going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."

Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I
wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the
kids to copulate me."

Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the spartan training regime
of heavyweight Andrew Golota: "He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock
in the morning, regardless of what time it is."

Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining
to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice: "My
sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an
uncle or an aunt."

at all of those.

 

[victoryballer]

These are just for in the school newspaper