If you could get away with anything right now...

of course rob a bank and live the good life
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Rob the US Bureau of Engraving and Printing and force that Christina chick from tumblr to marry me.
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Banks? Y'all arent thinking big enough. I'd rob Fort Knox with a team of Tatra driving goons.
 
I would force In-n-out Burger to relocate to my backyard and serve me free burgers 2x daily. I want it served by semi-nude Adriana Lima and Paula Patton.
 
Originally Posted by AZwildcats

I would force In-n-out Burger to relocate to my backyard and serve me free burgers 2x daily. I want it served by semi-nude Adriana Lima and Paula Patton.
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the question wasn't if you could have anything you wanted, it was if you could get away with anything

Are you telling me you could persuade those 2 to serve you free burgers?
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idk why you'd go through the effort of robbing a bank. i'd just transfer all of the money that drake + lebron + steve jobs + one of those dudes in the middle east who does nothing but get rich from oil and diamond-encrust random cars + whoever-else-i'm-hating-on has in their account directly into mine.

no need for those fancy heists
 
Originally Posted by jookz

idk why you'd go through the effort of robbing a bank. i'd just transfer all of the money that drake + lebron + steve jobs + one of those dudes in the middle east who does nothing but get rich from oil and diamond-encrust random cars + whoever-else-i'm-hating-on has in their account directly into mine.

no need for those fancy heists
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Unless you are a master in wire fraud or you have a way to get their passwords, you can't just take their cash
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Some of you dudes need to read the question again
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You dudes are simple, like ya'll really think you could simply waltz in a bank with no effort and rob it just because it's not illegal.
Read the OP.

This is like Louis CK bit about his friend saying that if he had a time machine, he would kill Hitler, like he could really do that.
 
Originally Posted by Je Ne Sais Quoi

You dudes are simple, like ya'll really think you could simply waltz in a bank with no effort and rob it just because it's not illegal.
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There's a couple people I would murder. I'm talking busting in, slicing them up, destroying their home, and then burning it all.
 
Obviously, the first thing I'd do is steal a serious amount of money.

But there's a few people I'd swing on. One dude in particular would get bucked at (I'm not saying I'd aim for a kill shot, but homie is catching some hot iron).
 
OP's government. You could tell by his earlier racist threads if you were wise enough. R.I.P. to all who replied in earnest.
 
why wouldnt you be able to rob a bank or casino? if you can't get into any trouble, you walk in with a gun, make your threats, kill anyone who tries to stop you, take your money and keep it moving right?
 
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