If you could go on a date with your fav celeb

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What would you do? Would you do what you do on your usual dates with women? Would you be nervous?And who would it be of course
 
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I would take to a Yankee game but +!+*$!# Jeter might stir up some problems for me. However he is out for a while so I might still be able to do it. Then I take her to the city, gets some nice Italian, drive her around the city in my Italia and take in the sights, get some ice cream and chill by the pier, drive her back to my condo downtown and proceed to make sweet sweet love to her
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Too bad she hates me though
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^i'm convinced its something wrong with dude mentally. dude must get rejected 24/7
 
Originally Posted by WhatsLosinLike

^i'm convinced its something wrong with dude mentally. dude must get rejected 24/7

You didnt see his thread where she turned her back to him at a 'meet and greet pic' thing? $**% was hilarious
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Selita Ebanks

Dinner at Fogo de Chao
Play at the Gutherie Theatre
Chat about our hopes and dreams at the ruins
Back to that two story condo in the middle of the city
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Eva mendes
go out to dinner and drinks
slip her a roofie
have my way with her body

no different then any other date...
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Originally Posted by whyhellothere

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i'd probably f it up by being too forward/begging to lick her toes


ive PMed you about this before and ill say it again

i would seriously fight you for this chick.

and you would not win!!!!!

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my lust for her is too strong
 
Sonny Bill Williams or Richie McCaw


Dinner and then something like mini golf, something that is 'normal' that they wouldn't get a chance to do everyday when the public is around. Keep it casual, he can give me tips on how to properly putt...
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They're not even celebs by US standards, but I'd take them over 'proper' celebs any day.
 
Adriana Lima

Downtown bar 30 stories above the city.
Drink for a few hours and converse about the fashion world or whatever the +%#% she wants to talk about.
Taxi back to the nicest hotel in the city that she unknowingly paid for.
Smash while rolling. All night long.

Assuming I cant convince Lima for the last part, switch her with Olga Kurylenko. She seems down for anything.
 
sofia vergara
take a  romantic stroll to the drug store, pick up some levitra, some redbull, and some gatorade....(no jimmys)
and back to the dungeon and smash
and tell the homies how it went
 
Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by WhatsLosinLike

^i'm convinced its something wrong with dude mentally. dude must get rejected 24/7

You didnt see his thread where she turned her back to him at a 'meet and greet pic' thing? $**% was hilarious
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post the pic, i missed it
 
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Take her to the finest sushi bar in New York city. Leave restaurant around 10:30 PM, get into my black Nissan GTR. Drive around the nearly empty city with soft music on. Speed up and down 5th avenue. Return to my penthouse near Central Park. Mess around a bit. Play some ping pong, shoot some pool. Smash. She falls asleep on my stomach.

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