"I'm seeing double! Four Krustys!"

[2o6]

Principal Skinner: [On a school skit] I'm Bart Simpson, disruptive fourth grader.

Homer Simpson: I've finally caught one of Bart's plays.

Marge Simpson: That's not Bart, that's Principal Skinner. Bart's sitting right next to you.

Homer Simpson: Oh, now that I look closer, that guy can't fool anybody.

Principal Skinner: Shut up, fatso.

Homer Simpson: Why you little...!
[Runs onstage and strangles Skinner]

 

[ao17]

"Stop! Stop it...He's already dead"

 

[swendro]

Marge: It all started on the thirteenth hour, of the thirteenth day, of the thirteenth month. We were at Sprinfield Elementary to discuss the misprinted calendars the school had purchased.
Homer shivering, looking at the calendar: Oh, lousy Smarch weather.

 

[desent]

save me jebus

 

[Naruto]

ow my ovaries