Is death the only answer?

[storm2006]

Happy you found a low-cost, nonviolent option jape . Maybe this experience could be a springboard for you and your brother to start a Pest/Bird Control business with your dogs and make some cash on the side.

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Glad that death wasn’t the only option but have a feeling that this isn’t the last time we will hear from the

Jameson would have handled it on DAY 1.

 

[aepps20]

Jameson would have handled it on DAY 1.

Jameson has an open carry permit and has been known to pull out da yappa when cragmatic tries to take away his Cats for Trumps Hat.

 

[yankeesking92]

Low key was hoping you were talking about the RM guys in the footy thread.

 

[a blinkin]

OP’s backyard looking like a real life Tom & Jerry cartoon with animals whooping on each other, lol.

Mannnn speaking of Tom and Jerry, this had me rolling the other day

 

[TURBO UNO]

Mannnn speaking of Tom and Jerry, this had me rolling the other day

I remember this scene, lol. Tom was ruthless when he had the upper hand

 

[a blinkin]

Facts! I busted out laughing when mans measured the rope.

 

[WASHED KING]

I would’ve been smoking on bird pack.

I clipped my first bird when I was 7, hopped off the porch and clocked a Robin in the head with a bat.

 

[a blinkin]

Dang… what did the robin do to you my boy?

 

[WASHED KING]

Dang… what did the robin do to you my boy?

Week before one of them took a s*** and it landed on me.

Was that bird the one? Idk but if not I got his family.

 

[SIETE TRES LA]

I thought I was going back to prison y’all

Can’t even make this up. Long story short I was 1 block away from seeing my probation officer yesterday when i clipped and killed a black bird with my car. Growing up my grandma always told me black birds mean death or trouble (some Mexican superstition ish) I pulled up to the office and just parked thinking about some excuse to tell him. I’m good tho.

 

[Wargames]

Isn't this why Scarecrows exist?

 

[executive76]

Isn't this why Scarecrows exist?

Technically they're for protecting seeds/crops not useless animals.

 

[ahat]

Isn't this why Scarecrows exist?

I think it depends on the type of bird. Some aren't scared of it, or realize after a while it doesn't move or do anything. Others I guess are too stupid to realize

 

[executive76]

Shout out to the dogs that still remember where they come from despite soft human interference.

 

[doublemesh96]

Taking notes on who all has psychopathic tendencies towards animals in here

 

[Brownstone]

This is going to sound like im joking but i assure you i am 100% serious.

Maybe you should consider using reggaeton as a deterrent.

He's trying to scare away birds, not humans

 

[wayniac211]

thought of this thread other day. went away for two weeks and came home to a bird chilling in my smoking shed out back. homie even made a nest all comfy and ****. got the strap (bb gun) and kind of shot at it but it didn't move. Now i be chilling with this grayish big eye bird and i know it be getting high off contact

 

[deusavertat]

Mannnn speaking of Tom and Jerry, this had me rolling the other day

 

[T0INE]

Highly sports entertaining thread.

Someone mentioned it but this definitely reminded me of those random NT threads that would blow up byke in the day.

 

[ace]

Orbeez and a gel blaster gun will run them off. I halfway bodied a few birds around the yard. After the 3rd time of getting shot up they pack it up for good.

 

[jape]

update: plot twist - i legit have made amends with the birds in my yard. they respect my dogs space and now i have taken a new hobby of bird watching. apparently my daughter loves birds and my house has big *** windows and and a sunroom perfect for my new found hobby. dead serious too i set up feeders and baths all out there and post up with binoculars. my daughter loves it.
now my spot is a bird paradise. life is funny.

b’s and c’s in the yard

chickadee in my window feeder

 

[spizike231]

^sawft

 

[Mark Antony]

Better than cats proudly talking about murdering birds for simply existing in the world.

 

[adobecs4]

Should've ended Tweety Birds entire lineage