Ja Rule's finesse of the Century - Fyre Festival

 
 
Next year is going to be a letdown. It's just going to be another music festival. Nothing unique or special about it.
They said they gonna hold it in the United States

Hope they hold it in some backwoods at South Carolina
They should just pair it up with a trump rally.
Nobody would know the difference. 
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So much potential

Frank with the drawn and grabbed out "Ja RUle"

Dennis realizing that the age of consent is lower in the Bahamas

Charlie thinking that his cheese sandwich is indeed fine dinning.

Dee sees this as a chance to revive her blackface character

Mac flexing and hitting on dudes.

Cricket as a castaway on the boat ride over
Hahahhahahahaa [emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji] this could actually work! BRB writing the script
 
So much potential

Frank with the drawn and grabbed out "Ja RUle"

Dennis realizing that the age of consent is lower in the Bahamas

Charlie thinking that his cheese sandwich is indeed fine dinning.

Dee sees this as a chance to revive her blackface character

Mac flexing and hitting on dudes.

Cricket as a castaway on the boat ride over
Hahahhahahahaa [emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji] this could actually work! BRB writing the script

-Some of the millenials that show up for the festival are those Frat boys that the gang poisoned for the "Flip-adelphia" flip cup challenge

- a bunch of festival goers get messed up on a special Bahamian Rum Ham that Frank and Mac make

-the whole fest is sponsored by Wolf Cola

-the main Headliner for the festival is Lil Kev
 
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Also from the same article

According to Chloe Gordon, a production coordinator, the team laughed off warnings that they wouldn’t be able to finish in time. “Let’s just do it and be legends, man,” she said a man on the marketing team said in response to advice that they should postpone the festival to 2018.
 
if you would've told me Ja Rule would've been this relevant in 2017...
 
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Zero sympathy for these Instagram obsessed clowns. Spending thousands of dollars because some talentless "Instagram influencer" posted a picture :|
 
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That Vice article really makes this whole thing look like a huge scam :lol :x

Dudes spared little no no expenses on the actual infrastructure + planning and spent most of their money paying the IG models and "influencers" to promote an event they didn't even end up going to :rollin :rollin

Dudes knew beforehand that it'd be a disaster and still went through with it :lol,hope they get taken to the cleaners in court
 
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What the hell is an influencer? :lol

Those Instagram-famous people that get paid by random companies to promote their products that no one would buy otherwise. Usually some fit AWG in bikini and yoga pics on the beach
 
I might owe the industry an apology, conflated them with traditional, literal, prostitutes.

I'm sure there's plenty of overlap but I used to just assume if you posted a photo in a bikini more than once a week, you was selling ****. :lol


Real talk. BP shutdown so i figured they took it over there.
 
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