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From Me to ***********@gmail.com:
Hi Joe,
Is the wood chipper still for sale?
Thanks,
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
Yes, I still have the wood chipper.
From Me to Joe ******:
I don't have $4000, but what I do have is $200 and a need for use of a wood chipper for about half an hour. Would I be able to rent it from you for $200?
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
I don't see why not. What are you using it for?
From Me to Joe ******:
Don't worry about that. So would I be able to swing by and pick it up in my truck, then bring it back about an hour later? I can leave my driver'slicense as collateral.
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
First you need to tell me what the chipper is being used for or you can find someone else.
From Me to Joe ******:
Okay, I'll try to explain my situation. My cat just had a litter of kittens, and I can't get rid of them. I tried giving them to my friends and puttingads online, but nobody wants them. I even tried releasing them into the wild but they keep coming back to my house. I can't stand these little $$$$$*%pissing everywhere and clawing up my furniture. So I figure my next option is to put them down. I can't afford to have it done professionally, so I think awood chipper would be the next most humane way. I looked up your model and saw it has a 6 inch input, which I think will be perfect for me.
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
.......................................wow. No.
From Me to Joe ******:
Why not? It is an easy $200 for you. Can't you just pretend I took it to mulch some wood?
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
No. You are a sick sick sick sick sick person.
From Me to Joe ******:
I'll give you $250 and throw in a free kitten (not mulched, of course). Plus, I thought about my plan some more, and I decided to put meow mix all aroundthe input, and just leave the kittens near it. That way, if they get shredded, it is their own damn fault, and my hands are clean.
Mike
From Me to ***********@gmail.com:
Hi Joe,
Is the wood chipper still for sale?
Thanks,
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
Yes, I still have the wood chipper.
From Me to Joe ******:
I don't have $4000, but what I do have is $200 and a need for use of a wood chipper for about half an hour. Would I be able to rent it from you for $200?
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
I don't see why not. What are you using it for?
From Me to Joe ******:
Don't worry about that. So would I be able to swing by and pick it up in my truck, then bring it back about an hour later? I can leave my driver'slicense as collateral.
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
First you need to tell me what the chipper is being used for or you can find someone else.
From Me to Joe ******:
Okay, I'll try to explain my situation. My cat just had a litter of kittens, and I can't get rid of them. I tried giving them to my friends and puttingads online, but nobody wants them. I even tried releasing them into the wild but they keep coming back to my house. I can't stand these little $$$$$*%pissing everywhere and clawing up my furniture. So I figure my next option is to put them down. I can't afford to have it done professionally, so I think awood chipper would be the next most humane way. I looked up your model and saw it has a 6 inch input, which I think will be perfect for me.
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
.......................................wow. No.
From Me to Joe ******:
Why not? It is an easy $200 for you. Can't you just pretend I took it to mulch some wood?
Mike
From Joe ****** to Me:
No. You are a sick sick sick sick sick person.
From Me to Joe ******:
I'll give you $250 and throw in a free kitten (not mulched, of course). Plus, I thought about my plan some more, and I decided to put meow mix all aroundthe input, and just leave the kittens near it. That way, if they get shredded, it is their own damn fault, and my hands are clean.
Mike
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Originally Posted by 13saldana13
Originally Posted by AngeLeeLee
Originally Posted by westcoastsfinest
Originally Posted by Flaming Hot Cheetos
win.
great analogy my friend
lmao!
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pure comedy
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da r entertainment
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illmatic34 wrote:
*casket*
black jesus
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Originally Posted by aveezytheBEAST
Originally Posted by 13saldana13
Originally Posted by AngeLeeLee
Originally Posted by westcoastsfinest
Originally Posted by Flaming Hot Cheetos
win.
great analogy my friend
lmao!*DEAD*
hilarious
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Lmao great site
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replying to check later...
1st page had me in tears..
1st page had me in tears..
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This made me LOL
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this was between me an one of these dumb girls i talk to.
she tries too hard to be cool and crap... so i called her out
she tries too hard to be cool and crap... so i called her out
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Originally Posted by DOWNTOWN43
Amazing thread
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Originally Posted by MECKS
this was between me an one of these dumb girls i talk to.
she tries too hard to be cool and crap... so i called her out
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This is the best.... I'm dying right now...
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She really might have been kidding with the "i wrote it all by myself : D", but good looks on calling her out just in caseOriginally Posted by Club29
Originally Posted by MECKS
this was between me an one of these dumb girls i talk to.
she tries too hard to be cool and crap... so i called her out
I wouldve called them out too
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Posting for later
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Originally Posted by aveezytheBEAST
Originally Posted by 13saldana13
Originally Posted by AngeLeeLee
Originally Posted by westcoastsfinest
Originally Posted by Flaming Hot Cheetos
win.
great analogy my friend
lmao!*DEAD*
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Originally Posted by Copp 2 Of Em
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