- 263
- 24
- Joined
- Aug 23, 2012
On the day LBJ hazelnuts released I was having a bad stomach virus not to mention metformin my diabetes medication makes you go something bad. I farted and air wasn't the only thing that came out
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: this_feature_currently_requires_accessing_site_using_safari
WOW! forgot i had another story....
So we're at the mall enjoying a nice meal of tacobell before we watch Pirates on the big screen. I get my usual 3-4 soft tacos and some queso nachos with a side of chips. My bro wasn't feeling taco bell so he copped McDunalds instead (smart for him). My other bro gets Taco Bell with me. So i'm there munching down like crazy and washing it all down with endless baja blast. I felt so baja blasted after and was on a good mood and ready to watch the movie. I had my white shirt, Reverse Champion Jordan jersey, jorts, and my VIIIs (circa 03-04 to clear the jorts). I'm feeling so boss and fresh headed to the theaters. THEN the rustling begins. My phobia for public pooping at the time was at an all time high. So their's no way pooping in public was gonna ruin my day. So i clinch my abs and tighten my butt cheeks. The doodoo wasn't having it. So I gave in and decided to poop in a public bathroom. I asked my bro to assist me (I was about 10-11 at the time, and was unexperienced in public pooping). So I planned my route to the most discreet bathroom in the mall; the men's room in the 3rd floor of macy's, the only 3rd floor in the mall where all the bed accessories, baby attire, and cooking products were located which means ultimate privacy and no people. I was wrong, plenty of people in the bathroom which made me more scared causing my doors to open, but i made it just in time to the toilet. So the poop comes drizzling out like warm soft serve with the color of corn meal :x . Smelt tremendous, but it was a clean act in my public pooping resume. WRONG! As i pulled my clothing up, I SAW A GLOB OF CORN-MEAL-ESQUE POOP ON THE BACK OF MY JORTS!!!! I was so scared and didn't want anyone to see. So i asked my bro to hand me plenty of wet paper towels under the stall door, so i could scrub it off. My bro was cuz he just wanted to go to watch the movie already. So as i head out of the stall, my bro screeches "WAS THAT?!?!?!?!" ..... It was a little clump of yellow doodoo soft serve on the back of my jersey. Because it was yellow and super embarassing, i said: "Naw that's nachos from earlier" . IDK if no one ever knew....
So you left the restroom with doo doo all on your jersey and shorts?WOW! forgot i had another story....
So we're at the mall enjoying a nice meal of tacobell before we watch Pirates on the big screen. I get my usual 3-4 soft tacos and some queso nachos with a side of chips. My bro wasn't feeling taco bell so he copped McDunalds instead (smart for him). My other bro gets Taco Bell with me. So i'm there munching down like crazy and washing it all down with endless baja blast. I felt so baja blasted after and was on a good mood and ready to watch the movie. I had my white shirt, Reverse Champion Jordan jersey, jorts, and my VIIIs (circa 03-04 to clear the jorts). I'm feeling so boss and fresh headed to the theaters. THEN the rustling begins. My phobia for public pooping at the time was at an all time high. So their's no way pooping in public was gonna ruin my day. So i clinch my abs and tighten my butt cheeks. The doodoo wasn't having it. So I gave in and decided to poop in a public bathroom. I asked my bro to assist me (I was about 10-11 at the time, and was unexperienced in public pooping). So I planned my route to the most discreet bathroom in the mall; the men's room in the 3rd floor of macy's, the only 3rd floor in the mall where all the bed accessories, baby attire, and cooking products were located which means ultimate privacy and no people. I was wrong, plenty of people in the bathroom which made me more scared causing my doors to open, but i made it just in time to the toilet. So the poop comes drizzling out like warm soft serve with the color of corn meal. Smelt tremendous, but it was a clean act in my public pooping resume. WRONG! As i pulled my clothing up, I SAW A GLOB OF CORN-MEAL-ESQUE POOP ON THE BACK OF MY JORTS!!!! I was so scaredand didn't want anyone to see. So i asked my bro to hand me plenty of wet paper towels under the stall door, so i could scrub it off. My bro wascuz he just wanted to go to watch the movie already. So as i head out of the stall, my bro screeches "WAS THAT?!?!?!?!" ..... It was a little clump of yellow doodoo soft serve on the back of my jersey. Because it was yellow and super embarassing, i said: "Naw that's nachos from earlier" . IDK if no one ever knew....