Late Night NTers' a quick question.

[luong1209]

Originally Posted by bjm5295

The left is named Bill.

The right is named Fred.

"I love Fred and Bill" ...?

Call them bags of sand, "God I want to touch those bags of sand".

 

[breakyaneck3000]

make sucking sounds when referring to them from now on.    

in order to specify requests pertaining to a singular breast during your phone sex time, you can call them vitamin D's.  D1=right breast, D2=left breast, even moreso if that is her actual size.