Lets say you could be "with" the celeb you find most attractive BUT...

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Adriana Lima could Type 3 *@%+ on my chest anyday of the week if I could put a ring on it

I'ma type 7 your face and kidnap my wife if needed. Step back.

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Ho please. You have a better chance of going to @%++!+* Venus and then @%++!+* 100 dimes ON VENUS than stealing her from me. I got her name tatted on my face. If thats not commitment then IDK what is.
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I'll kill you for her. That's commitment.
 
Originally Posted by Mo Greene

depends on the type as according to the bristol stool scale. From types 1-3, MAYBE 4, i'm ok with it. 5, 6, and 7 are a no-go.











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the funniest and most nastiest %#+! I've seen all day.
 
Originally Posted by Mo Greene

depends on the type as according to the bristol stool scale. From types 1-3, MAYBE 4, i'm ok with it. 5, 6, and 7 are a no-go.











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the funniest and most nastiest %#+! I've seen all day.
 
Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Adriana Lima could Type 3 *@%+ on my chest anyday of the week if I could put a ring on it

I'ma type 7 your face and kidnap my wife if needed. Step back.

2uqhhy0.gif






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Ho please. You have a better chance of going to @%++!+* Venus and then @%++!+* 100 dimes ON VENUS than stealing her from me. I got her name tatted on my face. If thats not commitment then IDK what is.
grin.gif
I'll kill you for her. That's commitment.
 
Nah, I got too much self-respect to let someone defecate on me.
Second if a girl passes gas, or it smells like she did number 2 shortly before I arrived...it's a deal breaker.
 
Nah, I got too much self-respect to let someone defecate on me.
Second if a girl passes gas, or it smells like she did number 2 shortly before I arrived...it's a deal breaker.
 
Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Adriana Lima could Type 3 *@%+ on my chest anyday of the week if I could put a ring on it

I'ma type 7 your face and kidnap my wife if needed. Step back.

2uqhhy0.gif






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Ho please. You have a better chance of going to @%++!+* Venus and then @%++!+* 100 dimes ON VENUS than stealing her from me. I got her name tatted on my face. If thats not commitment then IDK what is.
grin.gif
I'll kill you for her. That's commitment.

Id kill you. Reincarnate you from puny man to LeBron James x2 and then still kill you. Then Ill bring you back to life as a @@!#*!+ T-Rex and then beat yo !*# until you are extinct AGAIN, and then id turn you into a @@!#*!+ alien then blast your !*# back to Pluton and then blow Pluton the %+*% up and then you will be reduced to space $%+*! Id do all that for my baby Adriana
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Originally Posted by Mangudai954

To clarify I dont mean marry, just sex.

%!!$ you and your last minute adjustments brugh

I already stated that Id let Adriana Lima type 3 @*#! on me and then I told that man I was gunna blast him to @%*#+%! Pluton

Nuh uh son, its too late for that rule change @*#!. %!!$ all that noise
 
Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Adriana Lima could Type 3 *@%+ on my chest anyday of the week if I could put a ring on it

I'ma type 7 your face and kidnap my wife if needed. Step back.

2uqhhy0.gif






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Ho please. You have a better chance of going to @%++!+* Venus and then @%++!+* 100 dimes ON VENUS than stealing her from me. I got her name tatted on my face. If thats not commitment then IDK what is.
grin.gif
I'll kill you for her. That's commitment.

Id kill you. Reincarnate you from puny man to LeBron James x2 and then still kill you. Then Ill bring you back to life as a @@!#*!+ T-Rex and then beat yo !*# until you are extinct AGAIN, and then id turn you into a @@!#*!+ alien then blast your !*# back to Pluton and then blow Pluton the %+*% up and then you will be reduced to space $%+*! Id do all that for my baby Adriana
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Originally Posted by Mangudai954

To clarify I dont mean marry, just sex.

%!!$ you and your last minute adjustments brugh

I already stated that Id let Adriana Lima type 3 @*#! on me and then I told that man I was gunna blast him to @%*#+%! Pluton

Nuh uh son, its too late for that rule change @*#!. %!!$ all that noise
 
Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Originally Posted by Noskey

Originally Posted by SpeakUp23

Adriana Lima could Type 3 *@%+ on my chest anyday of the week if I could put a ring on it

I'ma type 7 your face and kidnap my wife if needed. Step back.

2uqhhy0.gif






Spoiler [+]
Ho please. You have a better chance of going to @%++!+* Venus and then @%++!+* 100 dimes ON VENUS than stealing her from me. I got her name tatted on my face. If thats not commitment then IDK what is.
grin.gif
I'll kill you for her. That's commitment.

Id kill you. Reincarnate you from puny man to LeBron James x2 and then still kill you. Then Ill bring you back to life as a @@!#*!+ T-Rex and then beat yo !*# until you are extinct AGAIN, and then id turn you into a @@!#*!+ alien then blast your !*# back to Pluton and then blow Pluton the %+*% up and then you will be reduced to space $%+*! Id do all that for my baby Adriana
pimp.gif



Originally Posted by Mangudai954

To clarify I dont mean marry, just sex.

%!!$ you and your last minute adjustments brugh

I already stated that Id let Adriana Lima type 3 @*#! on me and then I told that man I was gunna blast him to @%*#+%! Pluton

Nuh uh son, its too late for that rule change @*#!. %!!$ all that noise
chill out bro
 
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