Memory Lane Vol. What type of Lunch Hour student were you?

[dearwinter219]

K: what lunch hour? Man, just run them g-crackers and apple sauce and let a __ finger paint or something

1 - 3: Standard child's play with a dirty, mischievous mind... bad as hell

. Adrian started a chictionary cuz Fresh Prince said allmen should. My __

4:: WWF vs WCW!!

... 4th vs. 5th graders though

... used to catch wreck as a 4th grader but my older brother still rode out for meso I was cool. I was Macho Man, OOOOOH YEEEEEEAH!

Everybody hated me cuz I popped offa lot

. I stayed in some *%+@ but Will held me down

5: Straight random acts of terrorism against ANY 4th grader, making __s cry and *%+@

I still remember Randy Savaging Edward Bacon from the top of the monkey bar platform
. Fam was pigeon toed as hell. I remember dude could stand one way with his feet the opposite way

.... Yet, he STILL was catching ankle locks and crying

... What agrade A+ victim

. We used to just hold __s down and put __s in Boston Crabstill WE felt like they had enough

6: Playing Bond on 64 in Dr. Mosely's class

. She was cool as hell for letting that go down, but a !+#+* any other time. Me and Marquis withthe P90 and the Pump MASS MURDERING any competition 2 on 2 style. We would give them boys 59 mins of Man Slaughter

. Enter: Dragon Ball Z ROMs on the school PCs

. I still remember the moves.. Hooping in the gym, back when I had aiiiight game

. I ain't never been THATgood, but I wa formidable cuz I've always known he game, I'm just not athletic. The jumper and the dribble-drive was there though.

7 -8 Me and Elizabeth (my tenor sax). I might have eaten lunch...maybe... but I was ALWAYS practicing for at least 45 mins of that hour because I had Bandright befor lunch anyway. Sometimes, I'd just stay in the room for the 2 consecutive hours. I was SO focused

. I hated that Damico was a year ahead of me. I tried up until 11th grade to erase that gap butdude just kept excelling once he went to Lake Central his soph. year, where they actually had a competent music dept. Now, he improvises better than Ifreestyle...and I'm GOOD. I gave him my sax and told him to take care of her cuz I had been neglecting her for a while

.

9- Chasing @*+, Spades games, and hooping in the gym with Mike and my dude Sydney. Decent handles and a solid jumper, plus I can still finish w/ my left betterthan my right so I was a threat to the "I got winners" crowd. Sure, Mike is D1 talent, but back then at least I wasn't ashamed to be on the samecourt as my dude. I failed Spanish that year because all the upper classmen had lunchour during 5th period instead of our 4th period lunch. You think I wassweating an elective?

10. Chilling with my hood, playing cards for money with Ronnell, Reggie, and Mayhew posting in the library and chilling out, sneaking out for lunch, FREESTYLECIRCLES was LIVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!!!

11. More of the same, except now I'm tryna stab every freshman chick I see

. Istill wish I couldaa had this one soph. though. She's the reason I think yella chicks are nuts as is, and yet., I'd still wife her if I wasn'talready caked up. I ain't go say who she was for fear that Lincey might know her and say 'Yo, I hit that fam

". But yeah, for real, I still got a soft spot for shorty

. I've deleted her number from my last three phones and STILL know itand I ain't been on with her in 3 years.

12. Uh oh... they done gave ya boy a license?!

.... now I'm skippingschool, getting @*+ at the crib, popping bottles with Johnny, smoking blunts and *%+@, going to Mickey Dees and racing Chris back to school (112 down 15th Avelike WHAT?!

), still playing cards for dough

. Two chicks at once was my crowning achievement in all of my lunch hours over the years

Your turn...

EDIT: OH YEAH!!!! I forgot about the Jew Crew in 12th grade. The Jew Crew, as we called em, were my 4 ad a half friends that were all "Jew-hovaswitnesses". We all thought it was hilarious that people like to paint such an ugly portrait o Jehovah's Witnesses for no reason, so me and Britstarted calling them Jews and they thought the irony was funny to. So yeah, I was getting over Enjoli

and falling for Kendra

so I spent many a lunches with those two, Donald, Joi, and our pet weirdo,Tiff. No one knew why Tiffany chose to follow the Jews. They didn't even like her. It was sad really. They'd try to go to diff. tables and hide fromher. No luck

.... so yeah, Kitty was funny, Don was HIGH-LARIOUS, Peach(Enjoli) was cool, Tiffany was wierd, and Joi was Joi. And that was the Jew crew. And me and my buddy Brittany loved those guys. Kendra always got me an extraJello

 

[carlosdapaperboy]

I sat with my crew and we clowned on people and told random awesome stories. We was them dudes other random *@! dudes and females came to sit with just so theycould experience our epic swag and laugh they *@! off cause we had the comedy on lock. I also would play ball on some days, sonnin' them garbage *@! dudeswho thought they was hot +%*$. Lunch time FTW

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[seniosoul]

you played bond on 64? i remember guiding the #%!* out of those missiles on that snow board through the cave.

 

[dearwinter219]

^Hell yeah bro... in the STACKS BOY! Pump Action all day on that %%#

 

[bravo]

i was always getting in trouble...

when i look back at myself now that im 20 i even think some of the %*$! i did was just ridiculous lol

 

[dearwinter219]

Originally Posted by throwedyonasb

i was always getting in trouble...

when i look back at myself now that im 20 i even think some of the %*$! i did was just ridiculous lol

Man... Dude I once got suspended in 7th grade cuz I got caught walking on the 2nd floor roof at like 6PM after a B-ball game... Explain that !$%#%$%$ back tome? You can't, can you?

 

[alchemiss]

I remember when we had a different lunch lady for the day I would lie and say I was lactose intolerant because that was the only way you could get juice. Thatsystem was f'ed up.

I was always the advocate for the kids who got picked on. This one kid everybody made fun of, kids r ruthless

I would always let him sit with us at lunch because everyone else would coverthe seats... Jerks!

I don't remember much else about lunch hour but recess was

Playingbasketball, football.. I remember in like 5th grade we would all go out to the field and make a circle and 2 people in the middle would kiss.. We made thecircle so the teachers couldn't see

PS Can't forget sledding during recess when it was snowing

 

[Pmighty]

elementary school- straight football. if that wasnt shakin then it was tag or somethin similar
middle school- football still, nothin much changed
high school- first couple yrs i had my couple friends or w/e id chill with. later on its was spades or chess games all three periods or skippin to get pizzafrom down the street.

 

[mangudai954]

Elementary school - Just chilled really.. you couldn't do anything but stay in the cafeteria
Middle school - If I wasn't eating, playing arm wrestle, or doing some last minute homework for next class I was hustling
High school - 90% of the time was hustling, I had off campus lunch so there were all kinds of things to do

 

[dearwinter219]

Originally Posted by Alchemiss

I remember when we had a different lunch lady for the day I would lie and say I was lactose intolerant because that was the only way you could get juice. That system was f'ed up.

I was always the advocate for the kids who got picked on. This one kid everybody made fun of, kids r ruthless

I would always let him sit with us at lunch because everyone else would cover the seats... Jerks!

I don't remember much else about lunch hour but recess was

Playing basketball, football.. I remember in like 5th grade we would all go out to the field and make a circle and 2 people in the middle would kiss.. We made the circle so the teachers couldn't see

PS Can't forget sledding during recess when it was snowing

Sleds?!!? You serious?!? When the ++$+ did they start giving out sleds, I WANNA KNOW DAMMIT!!!! I was the lil __sliding down the hill on thatplastic !%# bulls pullover everybody's mama bought them. Ask Cake. I bet a stack he had one

 

[mangudai954]

Shorty said she got her Charlie Brown on

 

[MPLS612]

At letting her let you guys play Bond.
No one can see me in it STILL.

 

[frank mucus]

During elementary school I had detention the whole year during 4th grade. In middle school I played basketball during lunch hour until I got detention too,smh. Then during high school I played basketball in the back gym up until my senior year, that's when I just started chillin' instead.

 

[Pmighty]

Originally Posted by AME416

No one can see me in it STILL.

dont do that to yourself
we could get the mario kart shakin too










im serious tho

 

[rawsheed]

elementary:

-the dude who went around asking people for some of their lunch + had free lunch from the cafeteria

middle+high:

-dude who cut the line and made nice with the lunch ladies, then just chilled @ the tables

 

[biff lawson]

i used to throw things at people and slap people in the back of the head who just got fresh haircuts

standard issue terrorist

 

[dearwinter219]

Originally Posted by AME416

At letting her let you guys play Bond.
No one can see me in it STILL.

Yeah, Word to Columbine, V-Tech...hell... LEW WALLACE HIGHSCHOOL IN GARY... and the code of conduct booklet, I was so grateful because Lord knowsBond in school was a red alert status no-no. She could have lost her job for us, and we ain't even like her

.

 

[biff lawson]

i used to throw things at people and slap people in the back of the head who just got fresh haircuts

 

[bravo]

im not tryng to give examples on the net ...there has been soo many funny stories...its not something to brag about but i literally had the most officereferrals every year lol..for dumb %*!+ too cause they never suspended me...or at least till highschool


i frustrated my 2nd grade teacher so much that she switched schools (it was her 1st year teahing lol)
i got kicked out of so many classes and activities(field day (i was so pist lol) ...field trips)
i had a permanent seat outside in the hallways in my 8th grade english class cause i kept calling the teacher ms.clause cause she reminded me of her.(funnything is the teacher broke her hip a couple weeks before christmas and didnt come back till mid january so i kept calling her that after)


i was cool with almost everyone..so that got the teachers more mad cause everyone would laugh at my jokes...i used to give hell to substitutes hahah

 

[concordxl]

high school: if i was in school

i was making the girls, eating peoples lunches or just chilling with my boys talking about sneakers and the next chick onthe list

 

[dearwinter219]

Originally Posted by throwedyonasb

im not tryng to give examples on the net ...there has been soo many funny stories...its not something to brag about but i literally had the most office referrals every year lol..for dumb %*!+ too cause they never suspended me...or at least till highschool


i frustrated my 2nd grade teacher so much that she switched schools (it was her 1st year teahing lol)
i got kicked out of so many classes and activities(field day (i was so pist lol) ...field trips)
i had a permanent seat outside in the hallways in my 8th grade english class cause i kept calling the teacher ms.clause cause she reminded me of her.(funny thing is the teacher broke her hip a couple weeks before christmas and didnt come back till mid january so i kept calling her that after)


i was cool with almost everyone..so that got the teachers more mad cause everyone would laugh at my jokes...i used to give hell to substitutes hahah

I can relate, I've had a few classes in the hallway in my day. What you know bout having one class 4 times a day? Chief class was 85%Playstation 2 and Hollywood movies cause it was Radio and TV. And Chief ain't give a DAMN if you skipped in his room as long as you ain't lean upagainst his speakers

 

[datnggag]

I was a herb (1990 word ftw) for the longest..I came from Queens and moved back to BK and I was in the class with my best friend and alot of people didnt likeme for that reason..One day i got tired of being picked on and i hit this kid names Jonathan In the nose..he told me he had sex with my moms for monopoly moneyand threw a wad of Monopoly 20s at me..I know homebody had theese veins under his nose so i stood Up @ lunch and aimed for them...Needless to say his nosestarted gushing and i got respect from then on..

Then when i was in JHS i got into basketball, video games and girls..i always had the new system so my crew would come by the crib on fridays.. I remember onFridays we would order like 30 wings..and just go in..Mortal Kombat and Chinese chicken wings FTW..

In HS i still played ball but i lived in NJ i ate sleeped and dreamed BBAll..I was semi popular..it was a small school in Nj so everybody knew who i was.I stilhad to prove myself to this one kid..He tried to step and i swolled his face up...smh..

 

[yoda]

For the longest it was always:

crackin' on people,
cuttin' the lunch lines ('cause sometimes, they ran outta the main lunch for the day and they had the garbage lunch).
taking the vegetables out of the cup-o-soup packages and flinging them on the ceiling with spoons
farting competitions

 

[dearwinter219]

Originally Posted by Datnggag

i hit this kid names Jonathan In the nose..he told me he had sex with my moms for monopoly money and threw a wad of Monopoly 20s at me..I know homebody had theese veins under his nose so i stood Up @ lunch and aimed for them...Needless to say his nose started gushing and i got respect from then on..

I can't laugh like I want to because I appreciate what you said in that other thread, but X amount of years later, you GOTTA know that %@!! isMAD hilarious, right?

 

[MPLS612]

Originally Posted by Pmighty

Originally Posted by AME416

No one can see me in it STILL.

dont do that to yourself
we could get the mario kart shakin too
im serious tho

Mario you can have, but Bond I'll play ANYONE for my kidney. You're lucky theres no live forit.