MICHAEL DOUGLAS SAYS EATING POON TANG PIE GAVE HIM CANCER

my uncle got throat cancer a couple years ago and told me the same thing. Ever since then I gargle, and, or brush my teeth when cleaning myself up after the whole shabang is over, only if the pie has been eaten of course.
 
No wonder Catherine Zeta Jones doesn't appear in T-Mobile ads anymore. They didn't want to be associated with any "spotty coverage."
 
How can you even tell if its bad clam

Just like how my piece might not smell great after a sweaty heated night, but by no means do I have any diseases
 
Let's just assume Michael Douglas was faithful. This says a lot about Catherine Zeta-Jones.. Zeta-Jones has a disease-infested vagina that can kill. She couldn't consciously bear inflicting her woeful killer genitals on a younger, more spritely man with the majority of his life ahead of him. She had to nail down an older man who thinks "screw it, it's Catherine Zeta-Jones. I don't have much longer anyway."
 
"See uh... I only **** with a few
You never know what these ****** 'll do
You better choose careful who you callin your crew
and do a review on these bunches before you call them your boo"

I'm glad I reserve that tongue lashing for my gf and not randoms. Not tryna get throat cancer. I'm good on that. :lol:
 
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Damn near perfect excuse. "Chill ma, I don't want that throat cancer."
GOMEZ GUATEMALA said:
I know he married to zeta jones, would u wanna kiss her after knowing she been kisssing that dude?


Its a risk with anybody
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If you're talking stds then yeah but I'm always concerned about that but not about cancer.

Plus I think it's in actors contracts to be healthy or at least warn cast and crew about any contagious illnesses they have, especially for intimate scenes that can be transmitted. Just like with porn star contracts.

It would be funny if mono started spreading throughout Hollywood though :lol:
 
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captNaj PhD said:
If that's what happened, I'm not surprised. Running around eating everybody's cooking will eventually make you sick.


on mini-topic: No, I would not be cool with that...but then, I'm incredibly territorial where that type of thing is concerned.


side note: I can never not hear the phrase "poon tang pie" in Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's voice.

 

Eh, it's fine. Doesn't really do much for me other than some incidental lubrication, but she likes it and I think that's the intended effect. It's not a transcendent experience or anything...if you've gotten by this far without doing it, you're probably not missing much.
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

My job been talking about this all day. Kind annoying though, as this over-religious, hypocritical chick keeps bringing it up to push her agenda. :smh:
 
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Tf? We got starving babies in other countries, surplus of homeless peoples in these streets....among many other things and America focusing on how box snackin is a potential cause of cancer. Oh.
 
driven1 said:
Tf? We got starving babies in other countries, surplus of homeless peoples in these streets....among many other things and America focusing on how box snackin is a potential cause of cancer. Oh.
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Anybody can potentially get cancer from eating box not everybody is homeless or starving.
 
I'm not so sure that there's a type of throat cancer specifically caused by HPV. HPV can be a risk factor for head and neck cancers just as smoking and drinking can be. That's as far as I know.
 
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