Miley Cyrus Vol. Trying to hard!

Unless some of y'all bangin blow up dolls or cardboard cut outs, you know it ain't all about the looks, which she is definitely in the 6 range for body, maybe a 7 for face. It's the whole package. How many chicks you know are charismatic, ULTRA-freaky (I've personally only met one chick that wild in my life; best shag ever :hat), AND can claim a $100 million fortune and status as one of the top pop stars in the world?







And I really can't stress that freaky part enough
 
How many people can say they smashed 5-6/10's?

Almost every mildly attractive person in Southern California....

Maybe I'm spoiled because of the life I have lived, but celebs are just humans b...

Their feces smells just as bad as mines brah

Yea but do those 5's and 6's have a net worth of 120 million, have millions of fans, and name recognition of Miley Cyrus? nah

That sounds similar to what those nba groupies would say who hang out at hotel lobbies hoping to score a player.
 
Unless some of y'all bangin blow up dolls or cardboard cut outs, you know it ain't all about the looks, which she is definitely in the 6 range for body, maybe a 7 for face. It's the whole package. How many chicks you know are charismatic, ULTRA-freaky (I've personally only met one chick that wild in my life; best shag ever :hat), AND can claim a $100 million fortune and status as one of the top pop stars in the world?


And I really can't stress that freaky part enough

^I feel like that Miley explanation is equivalent to people giving roundabout reasons to convince themselves why they like Yeezus. I do like me some freaks though.
 
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"You seem to be only concerned with dissing women. Were you abused as a child, scared to smile, they called you ugly"?

 
 
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Ruined.

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Elbow's too pointy
 
Miley is decent in the face and her *** is disgusting. That current hairstyle got her lookin like she fell in the lobster tank at Red Loster.

Without the fame she's definitely an AWG, and if you're putting her on a pedestal id hate to see the "dimes" y'all tear down in your personal lives. Chances are a dime to y'all is a nickel to everyone else up.

Step your cookies up gents. If Miley wasn't a popstar would pass her up on the street and wouldn't bother with a second look.
 
Unless some of y'all bangin blow up dolls or cardboard cut outs, you know it ain't all about the looks, which she is definitely in the 6 range for body, maybe a 7 for face. It's the whole package. How many chicks you know are charismatic, ULTRA-freaky (I've personally only met one chick that wild in my life; best shag ever :hat), AND can claim a $100 million fortune and status as one of the top pop stars in the world?







And I really can't stress that freaky part enough
How do you know she's freaky? You smashed?


Just because she pretends to be freaky on stage (which isn't even that convincing, compared to say a Rihanna or Ciara) doesn't mean she's actually like that in real life.

(average looking) Girls trying too hard to be sexy = unattractive
 
Miley knew what she was doing last night.

Got the whole internet talking bout her tonight. **** she even made the front page of cnn...

:{ it was too easy
 
I didn't get what she was doing at first but after seeing pieces of that performance I guess she's really trying to never be called Hannah Montana again and make ppl forget her past.

I mean at this point SNL is gonna have to switch up their Miley jokes. She out her twerking with no mass, sticking out her tongue any chance she gets and looking pretty rancid with that hair.

Feel bad for Liam.
 
:rollin @ Drake refusing to look up. Son literally can't watch it go down yet he still nodding his head like let me at least try to vibe to the beat :rollin
Cringe worthy...her meltdown is too similar to Britney's to be a coincidence...she don't need to so all that to shake off the little girl image..
Nah Brittney wasn't having studio sessions with Project Pat and ****. She had a serious mental breakdown. Miley is just showing out and trying too hard. Plus she hasn't reached the type of fame and height of sexuality Brittney reached to fall apart publicly like that.

Miley is doing this on purpose. Just look in Britt's eyes when she went bald.





I really don't see the attraction for her either. Like what are yall smashing? What are her features that look good?
 
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